Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me neither but I’ll always have this gif and the voca! And the knowledge of loving you.

As long as I stayed in whatever key I selected, inspired a gif and made you love me, I can live with any ramifications

 

[Amanda330]

It’s soooooooooo friendly baby. And it likes you. Haiku likes you and @LadyLascivious1 even wrote her a haiku when she found out that’s what I named my pussy! They are so inspirational

Hmm. I've never named mine. Lol. I should think about that...

 

[BrendaBear]

People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.

I love this!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I love this!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.

This is where the giant hook comes from stage right to pull you off

 

[BrendaBear]

As long as I stayed in whatever key I selected, inspired a gif and made you love me, I can live with any ramifications

Honey, we all love you!

 

[HeavyBalls]

This is where the giant hook comes from stage right to pull you off

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hmm. I've never named mine. Lol. I should think about that...

Well actually someone I met in the chat rooms here way back in 2020 actually named her Haiku. He still calls her that to this day. And so do I.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Honey, we all love you!

We all love you to Brenda Bear!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As long as I stayed in whatever key I selected, inspired a gif and made you love me, I can live with any ramifications

Oh I loved you before this, but the rest also counts

 

[__Nathan1968]

What’s the difference between polygamy and monogamy?

Polygamy is having too many wives.

Monogamy is having one wife too many

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well actually someone I met in the chat rooms here way back in 2020 actually named her Haiku. He still calls her that to this day. And so do I.

This conversation
Has happened before now
May haikus follow

 

[Amanda330]

What’s the difference between polygamy and monogamy?

Polygamy is having too many wives.

Monogamy is having one wife too many

Monotony is being married at all...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh I loved you before this, but the rest also counts

You had me at doggos.
No seriously I loved you from day one. Your energy is palpable

 

[HeavyBalls]

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Honey, we all love you!

No doubt but it’s okay for her to acknowledge me without threatening you Brenda. We love you too.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I once argued all day with a guy over what a medieval solder was called.

We couldn’t agree by the time it got dark so we called it a knight.

 

[HeavyBalls]

If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You had me at doggos.
No seriously I loved you from day one. Your energy is palpable

I had you at dogs
Seriously loved me
Energy exudes

 

[HeavyBalls]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

 

[BrendaBear]

No doubt but it’s okay for her to acknowledge me without threatening you Brenda. We love you too.

Um… did I threaten you? Sorry… Uh… you’d think I would remember that.

I do remember the monkey shaming joke…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I had you at dogs
Seriously loved me
Energy exudes

Chicos monkey farm
Only place to see monkey
This one I will steal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My favorite dad joke, it’s the perfect joke to tell small children you can see their little brains working as they decide whether you’re asking what they think you’re asking.


What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs.

I said maybe

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Did you hear a big cat escaped from the zoo yesterday? If I saw it in the streets I’d puma pants.