Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Too tired to go back and tag everyone, but re: In-N-Out:
Their food uses fresh ingredients and the burgers and shakes are great, especially for the prices they charge. Their fries are disappointing AF in comparison, but edible. They give their employees good benefits. It’s their politics that are trash, and not allowing employees to wear masks. Still craved a double-double animal style and Neapolitan shake as soon as I landed at LAX after 2.5 years in FL

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Life is our honeymoon period

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[dawn_of_night]

A little bit of thirst never hurt anyone. I fucking act like I've never seen a dick sometimes. Be who you are and be proud. Lol. We love you.

Thank you, honey. That's very nice of you to say. You're beautiful, too.

Awe. I just saw this, I was too busy working....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry, I stick with the convention that "come" is a verb, and "cum" is a noun. One follows the other...

Okay, so that was really hot too.... Can you do that again

 

[deft]

Apropos of nothing…

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Jeez this thread moves fast, finding the right time to post is like trying to jump on a moving train.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Jeez this thread moves fast, finding the right time to post is like trying to jump on a moving train.

Might be safer too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure there's a pic of my with 1-1=0 clothes on.

Need it more mathy?

Babe you are the golden ratio.

 

[Bbl87]

Craved a double-double animal style

Same...

Oh, you're talking about food?

 

[Bbl87]

I'm sure there's a pic of my with 1-1=0 clothes on.

Need it more mathy? 5318008

You have single handedly done the impossible and made me like math...

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm sure there's a pic of my with 1-1=0 clothes on.

Need it more mathy? 5318008

I love you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm sure there's a pic of my with 1-1=0 clothes on.

Need it more mathy? 5318008

I’ll be your Cartesian Plane, because I want to map your curves...
(Sorry, the only math joke I remember...)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you tried make up sex?

I suggested eyeliner once but she thought I was being weird.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://www.salsavalentina.com/

Missed most of the hot sauce convo context, but it doesn’t matter. This is the one!

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Always

You are wonderful. It's the "mentally stable" people who scare me.

Good thing we don’t have any of those around here!

You have used this sooo much. That if you were to post your face on "Show us your face" thread I would fully expect this.

That is my face

I’m just assuming Bry is David Rose from Schitt’s Creek until proven otherwise
https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/schitts-creek-icegif-2.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m just assuming Bry is David Rose from Schitt’s Creek until proven otherwise
https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/schitts-creek-icegif-2.gif

This tracks.

 

[Bbl87]

So, momentary bitch session...

My car battery was dead when I went to leave which threw a wrench in my plan for today's stay cation activities.

$200 later, I have a new battery and a working car. I find it ridiculous that it cost me that much and I did all the work myself.

/rant

 

[Amanda330]

I love you.

I love you too!

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, momentary bitch session...

My car battery was dead when I went to leave which threw a wrench in my plan for today's stay cation activities.

$200 later, I have a new battery and a working car. I find it ridiculous that it cost me that much and I did all the work myself.

/rant

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can always use the reminder

You are loved and you have a cute butt

Did you just name my dildo?

I would never presume.

But I bet if you called it "Unquiet Dreams," it would answer. Or make you come...

Unquiet Screams was right there

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm sure there's a pic of my with 1-1=0 clothes on.

Need it more mathy? 5318008

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xAvXxFwPgLUAAAAd/i-love-you.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ll be your Cartesian Plane, because I want to map your curves...
(Sorry, the only math joke I remember...)

I'm changing my name....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are loved and you have a cute butt




Unquiet Screams was right there

Fuck I miss you when you’re not here.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fuck I miss you when you’re not here.

Back atcha, Monkey Man

 

[Bbl87]

Did you just name my dildo?

I would never presume.

But I bet if you called it "Unquiet Dreams," it would answer. Or make you come...

Having a dildo named after you is quite the honor. One of the bigger feathers in my cap, IJS.

You are loved and you have a cute butt

I second this motion.