Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

FIFY

Sorry, I stick with the convention that "come" is a verb, and "cum" is a noun. One follows the other...

 

[lavendersilk]

Sorry, that's my dad's name... Ain't happening. Lol

Same. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same. Lol

You are sisters?

 

[BrendaBear]

It is my clue that one of two things is about to happen.
1. Someone is about to get lit-slapped
2. Juicy story is in progress

Here? I just assume it is the second one.

 

[ShaneoD]

Sorry, that's my dad's name... Ain't happening. Lol

Oh shit, I'm team @lavendersilk then "Voldemort the Vibrator" it is

 

[macster3951]

Did you just name my dildo?

If it is nameless, would it be considered a one-night stand?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry, that's my dad's name... Ain't happening. Lol

Just don't call me "daddy" and I am good...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's because he has corrupted me in his mind. I'm very, very innocent.

You are not corrupted anywhere.

Used. Thoroughly. But not corrupted.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry, that's my dad's name... Ain't happening. Lol

Did you already rule out "Alphonse" also?

Just curious.

 

[macster3951]

Here? I just assume it is the second one.

I don't assume...makes an ass out of u and me
And to answer your question of here, anywhere.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would never presume.

But I bet if you called it "Unquiet Dreams," it would answer. Or make you come...

Only after a very long session though. Which..I mean…

 

[Amanda330]

Being sexy doesn’t impact any of these point.

I would never imply indie wasn't a sweet innocent wonderful fairy princess. Lol. Just meant that the angel in your gif didn't quite look so innocent.

And of course indie is sexy. I have fucking eyeballs... Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't assume...makes an ass out of u and me
And to answer your question of here, anywhere.

I make an ass out of myself all the time. So much so, I don't bother worrying about that anymore.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would never imply indie wasn't a sweet innocent wonderful fairy princess. Lol. Just meant that the angel in your gif didn't quite look so innocent.

And of course indie is sexy. I have fucking eyeballs... Lol

I meant the angel in the gif was simply sexy and didn’t appear to have violated any of those points either

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Being sexy doesn’t impact any of these point.

You're my favorite

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I would never imply indie wasn't a sweet innocent wonderful fairy princess. Lol. Just meant that the angel in your gif didn't quite look so innocent.

And of course indie is sexy. I have fucking eyeballs... Lol

You're also my favorite

 

[Amanda330]

Did you already rule out "Alphonse" also?

Just curious.

It was never in the running...

Do you know a hot Alphonse?

 

[Amanda330]

I meant the angel in the gif was simply sexy and didn’t appear to have violated any of those points either

Mhmm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Only after a very long session though. Which..I mean…

 

[MindYaBitness]

If we're suggesting names for @Amanda330's apparatus's can I suggest Richard?

Nah, too obvious. Mine are Dillon & Diego

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was never in the running...

Do you know a hot Alphonse?

Hot Alphonse.

My new band's name.

 

[BrendaBear]

It was never in the running...

Do you know a hot Alphonse?

Not at all... it just popped into my head... it sounded like a funny suggestion to me, so I just rolled with it.

 

[ShaneoD]

Nah, too obvious. Mine are Dillon & Diego

Is this because they start with D's or because of Bob and a Diego I'm not familiar with

 

[Bry1313]

The trick to remaining in the honeymoon period is to never stop loving intensely and actively. You know this.

Life is our honeymoon period

 

[Amanda330]

You're also my favorite

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