Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

[IrezumiKiss]

that's if you believe killing baby fetuses is morally acceptable

If those exist, then adult fetuses must exist too, right?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/2GzoRvmi7pAhBpmoyl/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952pi0h0jxprg60cv6m4fb59ezal8jqvdllcmgc7tp1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

finally some funny again after the deplorable-based live life love shill dump!

 

[Bn2f]

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Why in God's name do you continue to spar with these mudskippers.

Many Lit loons believe... in their alternative reality... that they hold the moral high ground *that's if you believe killing baby fetuses is morally acceptable or mutilating children in the name of gender fluidity is some sort of morally acceptable behavior*.

They lack self awareness. They're MO is to round up their bro posse, criticize your beliefs, put you on the defensive consistently baiting you to defend your position while they laugh at you. Most of them accuse you of being a threat to democracy while they make a mockery of the constitution.

Many Lit loons *you know the names* congregate in this mutual admiration clique pretending to want to have a dignified intelligent conversation, but what transpires is just the opposite, they want to bash your brains out while taking these delusional victory laps.

Their hubris behavior is off the charts. Their extreme leftist political values don't reflect middle America. Their tactic is to propagandize the exception over the rule. They will burn up the google platform till they find one off the wall opinion that supports their delusional argument trying to convince you that it's mainstream then follow it up with a string of ad-hom and mud slinging. If you think you can have a reasonable conversation with them then you're beyond help. When they start their ad-hom bullshit cut them off at the knees and ignore them, continue to march with your values, you don't need to defend your values from the likes of them

All these attributes do not apply to 99% of the left-leaning liberal Democrats or progressives that you claim to argue with here. But they do apply to me. I’m proud to take ownership of it for I have become the family values, fiscal conservative more so than you. I DO think I am better than you two simply because I do not support trump and all the immoral baggage that comes with him. I personally think that the left-leaning members here are far too kind and civil to you in interactions. TBH, you guys are un-American pieces of shit to me! I wouldn’t trust you around a freshly baked apple pie because you would probably put your dick in it and I certainly don’t want you two near any females, pets to be loved, or flags.

 

[JaySecrets]

All these attributes do not apply to 99% of the left-leaning liberal Democrats or progressives that you claim to argue with here. But they do apply to me. I’m proud to take ownership of it for I have become the family values, fiscal conservative more so than you. I DO think I am better than you two simply because I do not support trump and all the immoral baggage that comes with him. I personally think that the left-leaning members here are far too kind and civil to you in interactions. TBT, you guys are un-American pieces of shit to me! I wouldn’t trust you around a freshly baked apple pie because you would probably put your dick in it and I certainly don’t want you two near any females, pets to be loved, or flags.

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So an honest question. Would you rather have a man with moral baggage, who is actually accomplishing key elements of a conservative agenda (because he's a pragmatist and knows that conservatives are the only ones who aren't losing their minds with him, and so he's working with them) or a liberal socialist with a history of treason and selling out the country, but doesn't have as much moral... Wait, Biden was credibly accused of sexual abuse and the accusers were pressured by the DNC to shut up and rendered voiceless when they wouldn't. And he got with his wife while she was still married to another man, cheating on his own sick wife with another man's wife.

So do you just vote third party, which is essentially voting for Biden, do you vote for Biden, or do you reluctantly vote for Trump, pushing for good people to surround and influence him?

 

[JaySecrets]

All these attributes do not apply to 99% of the left-leaning liberal Democrats or progressives that you claim to argue with here. But they do apply to me. I’m proud to take ownership of it for I have become the family values, fiscal conservative more so than you. I DO think I am better than you two simply because I do not support trump and all the immoral baggage that comes with him. I personally think that the left-leaning members here are far too kind and civil to you in interactions. TBT, you guys are un-American pieces of shit to me! I wouldn’t trust you around a freshly baked apple pie because you would probably put your dick in it and I certainly don’t want you two near any females, pets to be loved, or flags.

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And I can't believe I am having to repeat this, but I do not like Trump as a man, though I believe that most of the litigation being brought is pure bs, and the rest so petty that, if it is allowed to stand, all of us better watch out. I do know that he managed to accomplish more of the conservative "wish list" in 4 years, while constantly under fire, than most conservatives did in 8.

What I like is the main policy issues he accomplished. I believe that it has more to do with the actual conservatives around him than Trump himself. And I don't like about a quarter of his current platform. But given the choice, Trump is the easy choice.

 

[ll74]

So an honest question. Would you rather have a man with moral baggage, who is actually accomplishing key elements of a conservative agenda (because he's a pragmatist and knows that conservatives are the only ones who aren't losing their minds with him, and so he's working with them) or a liberal socialist with a history of treason and selling out the country, but doesn't have as much moral... Wait, Biden was credibly accused of sexual abuse and the accusers were pressured by the DNC to shut up and rendered voiceless when they wouldn't. And he got with his wife while she was still married to another man, cheating on his own sick wife with another man's wife.

So do you just vote third party, which is essentially voting for Biden, do you vote for Biden, or do you reluctantly vote for Trump, pushing for good people to surround and influence him?

Jill wasn't married when she met Joe. And Joe was widowed for years.

45 has cheated on all of his wives.

 

[RoryN]

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Like I said earlier - you will keep responding to my threads, as per my wishes. You can't help yourself.

Dance again, my Deplorable puppet!

 

[JaySecrets]

Jill wasn't married when she met Joe. And Joe was widowed for years.

45 has cheated on all of his wives.

Jill was indeed married as was Joe. Jill's ex has come out with the entire story with plenty of collaboration. Problem is it didn't fit the fairy tale (yet another one of the lies) Joe told, so much of the media buried it.

 

[Bn2f]

So an honest question. Would you rather have a man with moral baggage, who is actually accomplishing key elements of a conservative agenda (because he's a pragmatist and knows that conservatives are the only ones who aren't losing their minds with him, and so he's working with them) or a liberal socialist with a history of treason and selling out the country, but doesn't have as much moral... Wait, Biden was credibly accused of sexual abuse and the accusers were pressured by the DNC to shut up and rendered voiceless when they wouldn't. And he got with his wife while she was still married to another man, cheating on his own sick wife with another man's wife.

So do you just vote third party, which is essentially voting for Biden, do you vote for Biden, or do you reluctantly vote for Trump, pushing for good people to surround and influence him?

You’re an idiot! No. You’re a fucking idiot! Did you not read my last post and how I feel about you? I PERSONALLY KNOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU simply because followers of the Bible, true Christians who listened to Jesus’s sermon on the mount where he renounced all of the retribution and violence in the Old Testament for piety, mercy, and love would never be trump supporters. You’re a fraud to me and because I am a condescending bastard and have seen your fair weather answers to other members - screw having to answer to you. I shit on the gospel you adhere to, your church, and your blaspheming pastor. Did you once say you were clergy too? Then fuck the Bible that you’re reading and quote.

C’mon, Bn2f, couldn’t you have been a bit more diplomatic in replying?
Self? I honestly felt I was holding back.

 

[JaySecrets]

Jill wasn't married when she met Joe. And Joe was widowed for years.

45 has cheated on all of his wives.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.in...ir-with-joe-biden-before-they-split-61971?amp

 

[ll74]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insideedition.com/jill-biden-denies-ex-husbands-claim-she-had-affair-with-joe-biden-before-they-split-61971?amp

They separated in 1974. She met Joe on 1975.

Your shit link doesn't say otherwise. Except that her ex is an ass.

 

[JaySecrets]

They separated in 1974. She met Joe on 1975.

Your shit link doesn't say otherwise. Except that her ex is an ass.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...e-stole-my-story-minutes-after-i-told-it/amp/

 

[JaySecrets]

They separated in 1974. She met Joe on 1975.

Your shit link doesn't say otherwise. Except that her ex is an ass.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...AUEb-2T0oOxYV6gvgNJ_0uNWQ6nd0rKEaAtupEALw_wcB

 

[ll74]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...e-stole-my-story-minutes-after-i-told-it/amp/

Lol

You seriously suck at posting links

 

[ll74]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...AUEb-2T0oOxYV6gvgNJ_0uNWQ6nd0rKEaAtupEALw_wcB

I wonder why you believe his bullshit.

 

[JaySecrets]

They separated in 1974. She met Joe on 1975.

Your shit link doesn't say otherwise. Except that her ex is an ass.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8635281/Jill-Biden-cheated-husband-Joe-ex-claims.html

 

[Bn2f]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cos if the Bible you read and say you believe in is a fraud and it makes fake Christians highly susceptible to be conned or believe shit they see on the Babylon Bee, the freakin Washington Examiner, or hear straight from trump's lying ass mouf.

 

[ll74]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8635281/Jill-Biden-cheated-husband-Joe-ex-claims.html

Youve posted three articles the say the same thing. Her ex said some shit. Nothing he said is corroborated by anyone.

Maybe you should buy his book. Lol

 

[YDB95]

Not to mention that Biden's first wife wasn't "sick", she was killed in a car accident.

 

[JaySecrets]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cos if the Bible you read and say you believe in is a fraud and it makes fake Christians highly susceptible to be conned or believe shit they see on the Babylon Bee, the freakin Washington Examiner, or hear straight from trump's lying ass mouf.

Let's see... I oppose the murder of babies in the womb. If you support infanticide like that, you are no Christian.

I have openly declared that I believe in a literal 6 day creation, in which God made mankind specially in His image, that man is not some evolved animal, and therefore every life is sacred, men, women, and children. If you disagree with that, you are no Christian because you don't accept the Bible as authentic or authoritative.

I have openly condemned Trump's words on the Billy Bush recording. I have also condemned far more vile and violent language against women current "artists" are pumping into young people's ears and minds every day right now. If you can't process that or see the hypocrisy on the left in celebrating Cardi B while condemning Trump, you are blind and have no discernment.

I have said openly that charity and helping the poor is the role of the individual in society, and the role of the church, not the role of government. If you don't agree with that, you don't believe the Bible, and thus are no Christian.

I have opposed wealth redistribution and Marxist philosophy. If you disagree with that, you are definitely no Christian.

I have called for very limited government. If you disagree with that, you are no Conservative.

I have opposed the pushing of homosexual and transgender propaganda in the schools through the teachers and libraries. If you disagree with that you are clearly no Christian, because the Bible is clear on all subjects there, from the parents being the primary educators for their kids, to how those kids are to be trained, to homosexuality and men pretending they are women.

And I have never said I am a fan of Trump.

By the way, I never said I am any kind of clergy either.

And I have said that Jesus is the only way to the Father, that He loves everyone, including you, and that He died and rose to prove His love. If you take issue with that, you DEFINITELY are not a Christian.

That you disagree with my voting choices, that's fine. My brother voted 3rd party. But he is consistent with his position and, while I disagree with it, I don't hate on him for it.

But for you to say that you are better than anyone, even the lowest wretch on the planet, is utterly unchristian, because,"These things does God hate: a proud look..." You are no better than anyone. Nor am I. And for you to attack a person's character because they vote for the guy you don't like, to imply that they are potentially women abusers and beastiality perverts, that is horrendously unchristian.

Examine yourself, my friend, because your mask is slipping.

 

[ll74]

Lol

 

[JaySecrets]

You've posted three articles the say the same thing. Her ex said some shit. Nothing he said is corroborated by anyone.

Maybe you should buy his book. Lol

Fixed your grammar for you by the way.

You assume the ex is lying... why?

When, in a perfectly timed for politics move, Trump is accused of things, you assume the accusers are telling the truth. When the woman accused Roberts, again in a perfectly timed political move, you believed her. (Both women, by the way are known very liberal Dems... Hmmm.) But when Jill's ex, a relatively middle of the road liberal, accuses the Bidens of lying, when Biden has a very long track record of lying and plagiarism, now you assume the ex is lying? Could it be your party affiliation and political preference is getting in the way of reason for you?

 

[JaySecrets]

Lol

Seriously, look at Biden's track record of lying, stealing material, and pervy behavior. Which one has more credibility, an ex who is happily married now and simply wants the truth out there, or a "fairy tale" romance with a very pervy man credibly accused by a fellow liberal Democrat of sexual assault?

 

[ll74]

Seriously, look at Biden's track record of lying, stealing material, and pervy behavior. Which one has more credibility, an ex who is happily married now and simply wants the truth out there, or a "fairy tale" romance with a very pervy man credibly accused by a fellow liberal Democrat of sexual assault?

Lol, of course.

I'm sure Mexico will pay for it.

 

[JaySecrets]

Lol, of course.

I'm sure Mexico will pay for it.

Mexico did in fact pay for the wall... Remember, funds are fungible. They didn't sign a check for the wall, but how much money do you think they spent with the Stay in Mexico policy pressed onto them, money we would have spent, but instead went to the same agencies building the wall. Not sure how your side thinks that was a lie.

Regardless, the fact that you are quicker to accept an almost fairytale fantasy level story of the Bidens' marriage over a far more plausible version of the story from someone who knows them both, that fact shows how gullible you really are.

 

[ll74]

Mexico did in fact pay for the wall... Remember, funds are fungible. They didn't sign a check for the wall, but how much money do you think they spent with the Stay in Mexico policy pressed onto them, money we would have spent, but instead went to the same agencies building the wall. Not sure how your side thinks that was a lie.

Yes, I know that people make up shit to prove his lies true ......not a shocker that you're one. They did not pay for the wall and in fact have benefited the most economically from the new NAFTA.

Regardless, the fact that you are quicker to accept an almost fairytale fantasy level story of the Bidens' marriage over a far more plausible version of the story from someone who knows them both, that fact shows how gullible you really are.

Maybe you can get your book signed....I'm sure he'll appreciate it.