Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆
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Demonstrating that you truly are dog shit.Thread topic: socially-inept, humorless Deplorables
Deplorables: *ammosexual alt responds with a threat of violence*
Man, this topic is a bit on the nose, ain't it? The truth is triggering them like crazy.
RoryN
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^^^^
This anger is so delicious that I could eat it for dinner.
Keep showing the world why you can't maintain relationships, humorless Deplorables.
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TastySuckToy
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I think you're a bit over the line there with that comparison. At least dog shit is useful so far as it fertilizes the grass.
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Dog shit does not make good fertilizer. You’ll get better results with cow manure.I think you're a bit over the line there with that comparison. At least dog shit is useful so far as it fertilizes the grass.
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At least dog shit is useful so far as it fertilizes the grass.
Does it? Then why do people remove it from grass all the time, every day?
No, it doesn't fertilize the grass. A joke you thought was funny isn't because it doesn't make any sense.
This is an excellent example of how Deplorable humor fails. TST is a socially-inept dork - not the smart kind - and doesn't understand basic things associated with the real world, much like other PB Deplorables. Therefore, he isn't funny. When you lack worldly experience and regular human interaction, it is to be expected.
I remember how much laughter came from the MAGATs back in the day when this was originally posted.
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When Tim Walz does his debate with JD Vance, I really hope there’s a question about lawn care. Walz will start talking about aeration. Vance will explain which brand of razor he prefers.Does it? Then why do people remove it from grass all the time, every day?
No, it doesn't fertilize the grass. A joke you thought was funny isn't because it doesn't make any sense.
This is an excellent example of how Deplorable humor fails. TST is a socially-inept dork - not the smart kind - and doesn't understand basic things associated with the real world, much like other PB Deplorables. Therefore, he isn't funny. When you lack worldly experience and regular human interaction, it is to be expected.
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I know and I agree. But anyone with half a brain knows I wasn't giving actual farming or composting advice.
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You poor man! Which half did you lose?I know and I agree. But anyone with half a brain knows I wasn't giving actual farming or composting advice.
Dog shit makes great fertilizer as long as you hose it down to spread it around and soak it in. People pick up dog shit because they don't want to step in it.Does it? Then why do people remove it from grass all the time, every day?
No, it doesn't fertilize the grass. A joke you thought was funny isn't because it doesn't make any sense.
This is an excellent example of how Deplorable humor fails. TST is a socially-inept dork - not the smart kind - and doesn't understand basic things associated with the real world, much like other PB Deplorables. Therefore, he isn't funny. When you lack worldly experience and regular human interaction, it is to be expected.
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Nope. Wrong.
But nice try, Deplorable spreadsheet alt. Good to know my 100%-correct commentary got under your skin enough that you had to attempt a save - with bullshit.
RoryN
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Too good. One of the more epic fails re: Deplorable humor:
Thread 'The economy is do bad, even Biden’s job has been outsourced to an' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...iden’s-job-has-been-outsourced-to-an.1616853/
Thread 'The economy is do bad, even Biden’s job has been outsourced to an' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...iden’s-job-has-been-outsourced-to-an.1616853/
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that'd be dogshit, surely?Nope. Wrong.
But nice try, Deplorable spreadsheet alt. Good to know my 100%-correct commentary got under your skin enough that you had to attempt a save - with bullshit.
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Geez.
What a garbage thread.
What a garbage thread.
