Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

[Bn2f]

I recently saw on one of the social media platforms whereby a mother posted a video of her two cute daughters aged 5 and 7.

1. You’re terrible at retelling a joke.
2. You sure went a long way to say you dislike Taylor Swift.
3. Lemme show you how to do it better.

 

[Baztrachian]

What’s a Nazi, Fascist, racist, homophobe, sexist, bigot, and hater?

Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

 

[RoryN]

Keep going!

 

[Bray123]

I'm trying to imagine where these 'jokes' would raise a laugh, but I've never been to a Mar y Lago event so I'm struggling.

They read as if pasted from some web site that robo-creates themed 'funnies' for people who don't have the inspiration to think of their own material.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm trying to imagine where these 'jokes' would raise a laugh, but I've never been to a Mar y Lago event so I'm struggling.

They read as if pasted from some web site that robo-creates themed 'funnies' for people who don't have the inspiration to think of their own material.

Kinda like the jokes of all those fired late night political hack talk show hosts.

 

[RoryN]

Anything?