Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Is this because they start with D's or because of Bob and a Diego I'm not familiar with

She said Dillon, not Dylan, silly!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is this because they start with D's or because of Bob and a Diego I'm not familiar with

Is this because they start with D's or because of Bob and a Diego I'm not familiar with

They just looked like the names fit, plus I've never dated a guy with either name. I like to imagine I'm with someone during my personal time, and having names helps

 

[UnquietDreams]

Life is our honeymoon period

 

[Bry1313]

It is my clue that one of two things is about to happen.
1. Someone is about to get lit-slapped
2. Juicy story is in progress

I never lit-slap (or I wouldn’t with popcorn, too messy)

 

[BrendaBear]

They just looked like the names fit, plus I've never dated a guy with either name. I like to imagine I'm with someone during my personal time, and having names helps

I love the idea of naming my dildos. I named my Hitachi... not sure why I didn't think to name my dildos.

 

[Amanda330]

Just don't call me "daddy" and I am good...

Definitely wasn't planning on it

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/ErRUJY2np7Jm0/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952v2rjh60yra44cu5p7hwu6ng2rilg10mzujk3xmv9&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[ShaneoD]

They just looked like the names fit, plus I've never dated a guy with either name. I like to imagine I'm with someone during my personal time, and having names helps

That really does show how porn has rotted my mind I'm usually happy with something playing and as a treat some lube, though if I'm really adventurous I'll break out a fleshlight, I haven't named them though

 

[UnquietDreams]

Definitely wasn't planning on it

I just like to set parameters with people I occasionally, randomly, and poorly attempt to seduce.

 

[macster3951]

I never lit-slap (or I wouldn’t with popcorn, too messy)

It wasn't that you were lit-slapping. It was more in general that some where in the thread a lit-slap was going to happen.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[dawn_of_night]

No sex being had here either.

You didn't even talk mathy to me...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You didn't even talk mathy to me...

 

[ShaneoD]

She said Dillon, not Dylan, silly!

Ironically there's a former MMA fighter who's Wikipedia calls him Dillion Dildo Danis now that you mention it.

I apologise profusely for getting the music legends name wrong

 

[BrendaBear]

It wasn't that you were lit-slapping. It was more in general that some where in the thread a lit-slap was going to happen.

Wait... we have foretelling of future events going on too??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/z-VAun9wqEgAAAAC/popcorn.gif

 

[Amanda330]

They just looked like the names fit, plus I've never dated a guy with either name. I like to imagine I'm with someone during my personal time, and having names helps

I usually imagine I'm with someone... But the dildo itself usually takes on the persona of whomever I'm either playing with or thinking of... So a name has never really been needed.

 

[Amanda330]

You didn't even talk mathy to me...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/d2WyCOwwgzX1byvcKh/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952o85b1xp8q8h9eo02xd4px2ibq5asd82q174focco&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Does this count as math??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmmhmm ...
That's it.
Talk mathy to me Ho.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ironically there's a former MMA fighter who's Wikipedia calls him Dillion Dildo Danis now that you mention it.

I apologise profusely for getting the music legends name wrong

No, I'm sorry... I was just trying to be funny.... since Bob took his name from Dylan Thomas the poet anyway...

Please don't take me too seriously, I certainly don't.

 

[macster3951]

Wait... we have foretelling of future events going on too??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/z-VAun9wqEgAAAAC/popcorn.gif

Careful, @Bry1313 may hit you with a copyright infringement.
In my limited research, it would seem to be a foretelling sign.

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/d2WyCOwwgzX1byvcKh/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952o85b1xp8q8h9eo02xd4px2ibq5asd82q174focco&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Does this count as math??

I mean it's a start...

 

[lavendersilk]

Hot Alphonse.

My new band's name.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/pa37AAGzKXoek/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9527ko6d6e3iib94d6morj0s06qe8ak8y0dnrufgalb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mmmhmm ...
That's it.
Talk mathy to me Ho.

Sorry...

 

[Apisto42]

Hey! I have regular sex, every Saturday morning. If I don’t sleep too late. And we don’t have fights much. But I’m okay with that,

Have you tried make up sex?