Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

For the record, did your wife want to make out with you prior to the burrito? Also, why does the burrito emoji look like a fleshlight?

To your first question: No.
To your second question: Because burritos can also be fleshlights.

 

[Amanda330]

I’ll try it

I mean, you have to at least try it, right?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[vagrantx]

Better to confuse a burrito for a fleshlight than a saw for a fleshlight.

"Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine."

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g8iOVO6GeXU/mqdefault.jpg

 

[Bry1313]

To your first question: No.
To your second question: Because burritos can also be fleshlights.

Paging @crazychemgirl can we please point this joke pertaining to food products in the right direction going forward?

Thank you.

 

[Amanda330]

To your first question: No.
To your second question: Because burritos can also be fleshlights.

Quite a messy fleshlight. Also, the tortilla rips so easily... I feel like this is sus.

Have you tried it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine."

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g8iOVO6GeXU/mqdefault.jpg

I'll never get tired of posting this.
"To shreds, you say?"

 

[Amanda330]

"Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine."

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g8iOVO6GeXU/mqdefault.jpg

This looks unpleasant. And I enjoy a vigorous fucking.

Have you tried? Should we (by we - I mean you) add it to the sex toy review thread?

 

[__Nathan1968]

To your first question: No.
To your second question: Because burritos can also be fleshlights.

Not ALL burritos.

 

[Bry1313]

I'll never get tired of posting this.
"To shreds, you say?"

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[Cogan]

This looks unpleasant. And I enjoy a vigorous fucking.

Have you tried? Should we (by we - I mean you) add it to the sex toy review thread?

Could be a bit risky with permanent damage.
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[Mr_bogey]

Banana should be eaten before they turn yellow

This is not an actual opinion, right? I mean I'd likely say ridiculous things to get in bed with @deft and @Amanda330 too.

 

[vagrantx]

This looks unpleasant. And I enjoy a vigorous fucking.

Have you tried? Should we (by we - I mean you) add it to the sex toy review thread?

Looks like it could be fun! (nsfffwwwww)

No, never tried one, much too expensive! I'd much rather save up for a sybian

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is not an actual opinion, right? I mean I'd likely say ridiculous things to get in bed with @deft and @Amanda330 too.

No.
Actually I was trying to piss people off so I could have make up sex today....
So far I'm .000

 

[Mr_bogey]

You had me at "orange and ginger juice."

How I prefer my orange and ginger

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Looks like it could be fun! (nsfffwwwww)

No, never tried one, much too expensive! I'd much rather save up for a sybian

My colorectal surgeon would like a word

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, you have to at least try it, right?

This is how I know I don’t have FOMO but some other mental instability

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Whelp doesn’t seem like I missed much today

 

[Mr_bogey]

That one is my favorite Tobasco. But, I'm a Louisiana hot sauce girl, mostly. Franks for wings.

There is a different hot sauce for everything.

https://www.salsavalentina.com/

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll never get tired of posting this.
"To shreds, you say?"

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Nope, nothing. Well have a great day folks

 

[Amanda330]

How I prefer my orange and ginger

Mhmm... Lol

What a shocking disclosure - said no one that knows you.

 

[morelikeasong]

How I prefer my orange and ginger

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[Amanda330]

Looks like it could be fun! (nsfffwwwww)

No, never tried one, much too expensive! I'd much rather save up for a sybian

Basically what I do to myself every night without the machine - except - in my pussy.

 

[Amanda330]

This is not an actual opinion, right? I mean I'd likely say ridiculous things to get in bed with @deft and @Amanda330 too.

I love eating bananas of every color...

 

[Amanda330]

Basically what I do to myself every night without the machine - except - in my pussy.

Don't you go wow reacting to me @Mr_bogey