Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

I'll share it with you.

Oh, maybe sriracha? More complex, less vinegar.

Like you're testing a wine, whiskey, or cigar.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, that was fucking beautiful!

Thank you

 

[vagrantx]

I'll share it with you.

Oh, maybe sriracha? More complex, less vinegar.

I love vinegar And sriracha is much too rich. Tabasco is hot and light.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Love what you love, sweetheart. Oh, and you will never have to worry I will steal it from you!

I mean ... If you're ever close enough to me to steal it.... I hope the coffee isnt what your interested in stealing...

 

[Amanda330]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

Would try without the Tabasco... And with. But idk. Sometimes the flavor of hot sauce overpowers things.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would try this as well.

However, I’m interested in the whereabouts of the self-appointed flavor police. Surely they aren’t going to let this go.

Just don't mention licorice...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love vinegar And sriracha is much too rich. Tabasco is hot and light.

Good point. I make a very nice sriracha syrup for cocktails and sodas, and the pepper profile is rich.

The vinegar in Tabasco I don't love as much, but it may work within the rest of the flavors. Oh, I do like the Tabasco Chipotle version, so maybe a smoke aspect would work as well.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh, I do like the Tabasco Chipotle version, so maybe a smoke aspect would work as well.

That one is my favorite Tobasco. But, I'm a Louisiana hot sauce girl, mostly. Franks for wings.

There is a different hot sauce for everything.

 

[Bry1313]

An American who realises there are other countries in the world


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Of course I do, I don’t have to like it, but I realize it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Of course I do, I don’t have to like it, but I realise it.

FIFY

 

[Bry1313]

FIFY

At least the fix wasn’t a superfluous “u”.

 

[Bry1313]

I love vinegar And sriracha is much too rich. Tabasco is hot and light.

I love all the hot sauces. Do I love the one you are thinking about right now? Why yes, yes I do.

 

[vagrantx]

I love all the hot sauces. Do I love the one you are thinking about right now? Why yes, yes I do.

Do you, truly, love Da Bomb? It's bottled demon's piss...

 

[Cogan]

I love vinegar And sriracha is much too rich. Tabasco is hot and light.

I like both depending on what I'm eating. Sriracha on fried eggs with ham are so good!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I like both depending on what I'm eating. Sriracha on fried eggs with ham are so good!

Agreed. And Tabasco on raw oysters.

 

[Bry1313]

Do you, truly, love Da Bomb? It's bottled demon's piss...

I’ll try it

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I bought a liter of orange- and ginger juice. Then I added a table spoon of tabasco to it.

Now I have spicy OJ.

I'm a fucking genius.

How very, very coincidental.

I had a burrito for lunch. And then I just ate an orange.
And my wife saw me making a very unpleasant face after I burped, and I explained that I could still taste the cumin and the cilantro from the burrito, but also the citrus from the orange.
And now she doesn't want to make out with me.

 

[vagrantx]

How very, very coincidental.

I had a burrito for lunch. And then I just ate an orange.
And my wife saw me making a very unpleasant face after I burped, and I explained that I could still taste the cumin and the cilantro from the burrito, but also the citrus from the orange.
And now she doesn't want to make out with me.

Oh, I see what your problem is, you're not supposed to cumin your burrito.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh, I see what your problem is, you're not supposed to cumin your burrito.

Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, I see what your problem is, you're not supposed to cumin your burrito.

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[Bry1313]

How very, very coincidental.

I had a burrito for lunch. And then I just ate an orange.
And my wife saw me making a very unpleasant face after I burped, and I explained that I could still taste the cumin and the cilantro from the burrito, but also the citrus from the orange.
And now she doesn't want to make out with me.

Yeah, that’s why

 

[vagrantx]

Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine.

And then maybe later
we'll get hot by the refrigerator
in the kitchen next to the pantry
you think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff, being rude
doing stuff, with the food
getting lewd, with his food
we heard that's what you are into

 

[__Nathan1968]

Do I tell you how to live your life?
You conduct your business, I'll conduct mine.

For the record, did your wife want to make out with you prior to the burrito? Also, why does the burrito emoji look like a fleshlight?

 

[lavendersilk]

For the record, did your wife want to make out with you prior to the burrito? Also, why does the burrito emoji look like a fleshlight?

I thought it was a saw.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I thought it was a saw.

Better to confuse a burrito for a fleshlight than a saw for a fleshlight.