If You Could Suck Your Own Dick,Would You?

The title of this thread should read " If You Could Suck Your Own Dick,Would You......" ever leave the house ever again?

I certainly wouldn't leave the house probably due to bad back and dislocated hip but I definitely would be enjoying myself all the same. Sadly it it is not to be, not for the want of trying though and respect to those that can do it.(y):sneaky:
 
I tried so many times when I was young. I was good at aiming and shoot into my face and mouth but I never could quite reach it. I, too, have had very vivid dreams that I did it and achieved orgasm into my mouth. Sadly my length and my lack of flexibility (and now my age) will prevent me from doing it.

But I would suck my own dick as much as possible - if I could.
 
I agree with another poster before me the thread should be more like "If you could suck your own dick would you ever leave the house or be in need of another person"
 
Happily. And I'd enjoy taking my own spunk on my face and into my mouth straight from my cock. Where it all goes wrong is that it's impossible to enjoy sliding my cock in and out of my mouth and giving myself a proper long and slow blowjob as I'm enjoying all of the cum building up in my balls.
I really enjoy the taste of mine. To get it straight from the source would be the best.
 
If I could, I absolutely would. Never could get closer than about an inch or two from it.

But, there was that time a few years ago when I fucked my own ass. Now, that was incredible, taking my own cum load! Haven’t pulled that off since though.
 
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