Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

My wife is out tonight to chaperone prom.
I liked all the proms I went to. 3/5 of them I got laid after.
I'm not sure if it's the same for chaperones. She looks good, though.

I went to so many proms and had so much sex brag.

 

[LupineOne]

Is there some other way to do it???

Not with a boat there isn’t.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I went to so many proms and had so much sex brag.

Story time?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Story time?

No. You

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No. You

But which story? I have so many! Apparently...

 

[crazychemgirl]

But which story? I have so many! Apparently...

You and all the proms and the sex

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You and all the proms and the sex

Are you back??? I was so bored

 

[Amanda330]

My wife is out tonight to chaperone prom.
I liked all the proms I went to. 3/5 of them I got laid after.
I'm not sure if it's the same for chaperones. She looks good, though.

I went to 2/2 proms and had zero sex after. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

I went to 2/2 proms and had zero sex after. Lol

Samesies!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you back??? I was so bored

I’m back … for now

 

[HeavyBalls]

I went to 2/2 proms and had zero sex after. Lol

I never went, never saw the point.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m back … for now

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also I highly doubt you were bored

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, and I forgot to add, I'm flattered that you clicked.

As if I wouldn't

 

[crazychemgirl]

As if I wouldn't

Did he link a dick? Finally?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also I highly doubt you were bored

This was me

 

[crazychemgirl]

This was me

Shouldn’t you be working? It’s not fake friday,,,

Or is it?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I went to 2/2 proms and had zero sex after. Lol

I'm 1 for 3.

#latebloomer

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did he link a dick? Finally?

Figuratively

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Shouldn’t you be working? It’s not fake friday,,,

Or is it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Figuratively

He linked an explanation of his dick in beautifully worded imagery?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Figuratively

Did it have a good figure?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did it have a good figure?

Where’s that dad joke gif jar?

 

[Amanda330]

I'm 1 for 3.

#latebloomer

One for three for going to prom or sex after? Or both?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did it have a good figure?

Bit floppy, but overall workable