Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

You know he's been dead 50 years, right? #dusty

Yeah but grape nuts never seem to go stale

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson and any of my other fellow grape nut lovers View attachment 2349987

Scientology and wrath
I love those little pebbles of wheat. Yum

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Yeah but grape nuts never seem to go stale

Because they’re sold “pre-staled”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson 's first crush

Is that you Bogey? I knew there must be a reason why I like you so much

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You two have never had my oatmeal. You would love it. I promise.

I love oatmeal. Id love your oatmeal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love oatmeal. Id love your oatmeal

I’m not sure this is the ringing endorsement you seem to think it is

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You two have never had my oatmeal. You would love it. I promise.

Do you add French Toast to it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you add French Toast to it?

For you?
https://voca.ro/16biwYwFshn0

 

[morelikeasong]

You two have never had my oatmeal. You would love it. I promise.

Does it taste like sweet, warm, soggy grape nuts?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m not sure this is the ringing endorsement you seem to think it is

Why not?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does it taste like sweet, warm, soggy grape nuts?

Your dirty talk game is on fleek.

 

[lavendersilk]

Does it taste like sweet, warm, soggy grape nuts?

For you?
https://voca.ro/1cLnIEaTXTI2

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why not?

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[MindYaBitness]

Love that for you. But I don’t particularly like oatmeal. Too mushy.

I like my grape nuts to be slightly wet but still like little pebbles

I didn't either, until I discovered Steel cut oats

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I have no idea

 

[Bbl87]

Dick
Well done

Oh, and I forgot to add, I'm flattered that you clicked.

 

[LupineOne]

I didn't either, until I discovered Steel cut oats

Steel cut—that’s the shit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why isn't it 4pm yet?

 

[LupineOne]

Food for thought when bringing the boat to the lake this summer…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Steel cut—that’s the shit.

Costco has the quick cook kind too

 

[LupineOne]

Why isn't it 4pm yet?

I still have 4 hours, quit whining

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I still have 4 hours, quit whining

Want me to drive my boat over to break you out?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife is out tonight to chaperone prom.
I liked all the proms I went to. 3/5 of them I got laid after.
I'm not sure if it's the same for chaperones. She looks good, though.

 

[LupineOne]

Want me to drive my boat over to break you out?

Yes. Now remember: forget the straps, and brake really, really hard right before the front door!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes. Now remember: forget the straps, and brake really, really hard right before the front door!

Is there some other way to do it???