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Grape nuts. Remember when fat free diets were a thing? I ate my fill of those. I would heat them up in the microwave with a little water and sugar. Lol, carbs galore.
 
Grape nuts. Remember when fat free diets were a thing? I ate my fill of those. I would heat them up in the microwave with a little water and sugar. Lol, carbs galore.
Ugh. Yes, sadly I do remember.

But wait… heat them up?? I’ve never heard of that.
I like to sprinkle them on top of otherwise sugary garbage cereal. Because I like my carbs with extra carbs 🤩
 
Love that for you. But I don’t particularly like oatmeal. Too mushy.

I like my grape nuts to be slightly wet but still like little pebbles
I mean…I don’t dislike it…but delicious is not an adjective that would come anywhere near the vocal centers of my brain.
You two have never had my oatmeal. You would love it. I promise.
 
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