🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[__Nathan1968]

That's fair, I've got more formal gowns than a woman my age has a right to

I have more seersucker than a man my age has a right to, but I’m proud of that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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☺☹☠

@deefalttwunnyfor nominated for being an emoji tease!

 

[InThe312]

Possibly the only time ever that bitties were on display and I was busy looking at your “face”! I can’t even with the mask…

Congrats and welcome to the annals of wankery. Me and the other previous winners welcome you with sticky fingers.

Nominated for misspelling anals.

 

[InThe312]

Well well well wankers. Slow week here at Wanker of the Week. It's my last week at the Panel of Judge and there's a pretty good chance that this week's wankery will be rewarded with a themed, special edition trophy to celebrate the best reign since the OG or maybe an American holiday. Who knows? I have no plans.

Any who. This weeks current nomination list:

(Nominee / Money Line / Over Under on total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie, bandwagoning / -300 / 1
@Apisto42 for being a shit salad / +500 / 2
@Jafo for clearing not understanding the assignment / -150 / 1
@Azuldrgon for white knighting / E / 1
@Tigobitties98 for not giving @OrdinaryPerson more dress pics, rights violations / +500 / 2
@deefalttwunnyfor for emojis and having an impossible username / -150 / 1
@Lmizzler for not being able to spell / +250 / 1

Don't let your favorite wankers miss out on this nearly priceless worthless award and their opportunity to try and one up Tigo's acceptance speech.

Wank on and prosper.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating again, @hotwords229_A and @deefalttwunnyfor for lack of hotboy anal

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating again, @hotwords229_A and @deefalttwunnyfor for lack of hotboy anal

Nominated for nominating for this multiple times

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for nominating for this multiple times

Nominating @StillRain for lack of thought on calling me “shit salad”. You’re better than that. I know you can come up with better insults.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @StillRain for lack of thought on calling me “shit salad”. You’re better than that. I know you can come up with better insults.

I was going to go for my favourite little prick in a wig but I can’t remember if you even have hair. For all I know you’re some creepy baldo tugging it in your parents basement. So… shit salad it is, baby.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for nominating for this multiple times

Be careful I’m in need of a new PoJ.

https://y.yarn.co/c948a432-5d01-482e-92da-e2e975987adf_text.gif

 

[TunnelKing089]

@StillRain Good morning.

 

[Apisto42]

I was going to go for my favourite little prick in a wig but I can’t remember if you even have hair. For all I know you’re some creepy baldo tugging it in your parents basement. So… shit salad it is, baby.

Fair enough Numpty.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for nominating for this multiple times

Look, you cannot blame the lady for knowing what she wants & going after it. If she needs to use her WotW authority as leverage, can you blame her?

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in to see how his odds are*

 

[StillRain]

*peeks in to see how his odds are*

If this was the arse kisser of the week awards you’d be the winner every week, baby.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No she’s back. Think she’s been wanking all day. Should probably go nominate her but I can’t summon the energy.

Nominating for being the laziest wanker that ever wanked

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What a lazy wanker you are … nominated.

Nominated for wanking so hard she forgot what thread she was in.

 

[Bry1313]

Be careful I’m in need of a new PoJ.

https://y.yarn.co/c948a432-5d01-482e-92da-e2e975987adf_text.gif

You wouldn’t dare

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nominating again, @hotwords229_A and @deefalttwunnyfor for lack of hotboy anal

I nominate you for not getting on a plane and making this happen.

 

[Bry1313]

I nominate you for not getting on a plane and making this happen.

Nominated for blaming others for your lack of hot boy anal.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating for being the laziest wanker that ever wanked

Nominated for thinking the laziest wanker would actually wank, they wouldn't, because they are LAZY...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Look, you cannot blame the lady for knowing what she wants & going after it. If she needs to use her WotW authority as leverage, can you blame her?

Nominated for not condoning the use of WotW authority as leverage.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for not condoning the use of WotW authority as leverage.

Nominated for not reading the reigning WotW's post

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nominated for blaming others for your lack of hot boy anal.

I’m not nominated, YOU’RE NOMINATED, and YOU’RE NOMINATED!
This whole freaking system is nominated!

 

[InThe312]

I’m not nominated, YOU’RE NOMINATED, and YOU’RE NOMINATED!
This whole freaking system is nominated!

Nominated for not understanding the system is and always will be rigged against you

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nominated for not understanding the system is and always will be rigged against you