Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Done with my first two meetings this morning. Now it's naptime.

Totally valid

 

[Amanda330]

Done with my first two meetings this morning. Now it's naptime.

Man, I'm jealous of you and your naps. Although, if I were home I wouldn't be napping anyway because FOMO.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Man, I'm jealous of you and your naps. Although, if I were home I wouldn't be napping anyway because FOMO.

Fapping Out More Orgasms?
Me too, lady. Me too.

 

[Bry1313]

Man, I'm jealous of you and your naps. Although, if I were home I wouldn't be napping anyway because FOMO.

I have no ability to nap. I wish I did.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have no ability to nap. I wish I did.

This makes me sad for you. A 5-10 minute nap on a weekend afternoon is the best. Just until the first snore jolts you awake or the book smacks you in the face.

 

[Amanda330]

I have no ability to nap. I wish I did.

Same... Unless I'm dying. Or deathly ill.

 

[Amanda330]

Fapping Out More Orgasms?
Me too, lady. Me too.

Umm... Yes. Exactly. That's exactly what I meant. Yep.

 

[Bry1313]

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[Whiskeyjack]

Umm... Yes. Exactly. That's exactly what I meant. Yep.

We know. You tell us all the time.

 

[Bry1313]

This makes me sad for you. A 5-10 minute nap on a weekend afternoon is the best. Just until the first snore jolts you awake or the book smacks you in the face.

If I fall asleep during the day and I’m out. When I wake up from those, the disorientation is worse than what any drug has ever caused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Same... Unless I'm dying. Or deathly ill.

I can’t even imagine how awesome you’d be if you had healthy sleep cycles. It would break us mortals.

So unfair.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I fall asleep during the day and I’m out. When I wake up from those, the disorientation is worse than what any drug has ever caused.

I used to be that person. The trick for me was to be really strict with the 5-10 minute limit. Any more and I’m screwed.

 

[Amanda330]

We know. You tell us all the time.

Would you prefer I not?

 

[Amanda330]

I can’t even imagine how awesome you’d be if you had healthy sleep cycles. It would break us mortals.

So unfair.

Omg are you saying there's room for improvement!?

I'm crushed - I thought you said I was perfect.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg are you saying there's room for improvement!?

I'm crushed - I thought you said I was perfect.

No I said you were an angel. Or a succubus? I forget.

I never exaggerate.

 

[Amanda330]

No I said you were an angel. Or a succubus? I forget.

I never exaggerate.

You've said both. And then I think we both decided succubus fit better. Because I'm not an angel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You've said both. And then I think we both decided succubus fit better. Because I'm not an angel.

You’re a darling. Whatever else you are.

 

[Amanda330]

You’re a darling. Whatever else you are.

I love you.
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[lavendersilk]

This makes me sad for you. A 5-10 minute nap on a weekend afternoon is the best. Just until the first snore jolts you awake or the book smacks you in the face.

Those are called "power naps" and they don't work on me. I'm a light sleeper and I can't block out my surroundings enough to get in the zone for only 5-10 minutes.

I need an hour and a half or three hours... which is why I usually don't nap. I either stay up all night afterwards or wake up grumpy as hell.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those are called "power naps" and they don't work on me. I'm a light sleeper and I can't block out my surroundings enough to get in the zone for only 5-10 minutes.

I need an hour and a half or three hours... which is why I usually don't nap. I either stay up all night afterwards or wake up grumpy as hell.

I’ve gotten better at it with age. Just saying

 

[crazychemgirl]

Those are called "power naps" and they don't work on me. I'm a light sleeper and I can't block out my surroundings enough to get in the zone for only 5-10 minutes.

I need an hour and a half or three hours... which is why I usually don't nap. I either stay up all night afterwards or wake up grumpy as hell.

same girl … when camping this weekend and I had trouble sleeping cuz of the cold and the dog kicking me on the air mattress… I thought.. maybe I’ll just nap for a bit.
It hasn’t worked the last 483938284 times I’ve tried, but maybe this time it will.
Cut to me laying on the air mattress watching episodes of Simpsons and not at all sleeping.

 

[dawn_of_night]

same girl … when camping this weekend and I had trouble sleeping cuz of the cold and the dog kicking me on the air mattress… I thought.. maybe I’ll just nap for a bit.
It hasn’t worked the last 483938284 times I’ve tried, but maybe this time it will.
Cut to me laying on the air mattress watching episodes of Simpsons and not at all sleeping.

I think you were doing it wrong....
I love a nap in the outdoor air ..
I usually don't do air mattress though

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

same girl … when camping this weekend and I had trouble sleeping cuz of the cold and the dog kicking me on the air mattress… I thought.. maybe I’ll just nap for a bit.
It hasn’t worked the last 483938284 times I’ve tried, but maybe this time it will.
Cut to me laying on the air mattress watching episodes of Simpsons and not at all sleeping.

Thats a lot of times. You’re very stubborn aren’t you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have no ability to nap. I wish I did.

Same... Unless I'm dying. Or deathly ill.

same girl … when camping this weekend and I had trouble sleeping cuz of the cold and the dog kicking me on the air mattress… I thought.. maybe I’ll just nap for a bit.
It hasn’t worked the last 483938284 times I’ve tried, but maybe this time it will.
Cut to me laying on the air mattress watching episodes of Simpsons and not at all sleeping.

You are all in luck. I am a professional napper, extremely skilled in the art of napping. All training is done in individual sessions. Please contact to schedule your sessions.

 

[Amanda330]

You are all in luck. I am a professional napper, extremely skilled in the art of napping. All training is done in individual sessions. Please contact to schedule your sessions.

What does a training session consist of?