Sex & Shenanigans
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__Nathan1968
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Need snacks?I’m tired of feeling no bueno. I can’t even keep up here. Can I just be the shenanigang pet cat for a while? You feed me. I curl up in the corner and nap. Occasionally, I may curl up with you and/or consent to being petted. I will definitely wake you in the middle of the night by biting and/or scratching, but where and how hard will always be a surprise. Deal?
Amanda330
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Good morning!
dawn_of_night
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SalaciousMonkey22
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Deal!I’m tired of feeling no bueno. I can’t even keep up here. Can I just be the shenanigang pet cat for a while? You feed me. I curl up in the corner and nap. Occasionally, I may curl up with you and/or consent to being petted. I will definitely wake you in the middle of the night by biting and/or scratching, but where and how hard will always be a surprise. Deal?
MissLabelled
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*struts in, head held high*Okay - I am a musician, I am familiar with a French horn, (can’t play any horns though).., cool sound…
But c’mon! I have to go there!!! Being French and horny??? Those are just a natural around here!!!
Wait… where is @MissLabelled ????
She speaks french… she’s probably horny… I don’t know..
Je suis ici, je suis orny, voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Me, without question. They'd make a great addition to my earring collection.
I'm no expert but, you may have it in the wrong hole.OMFG that made me poop a tampon out
MissLabelled
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It was because I dropped the h right? We are notorious for that
dawn_of_night
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Sure, but like…some cheese and crackers or mixed nuts and dried fruit would suffice
SirConradPeckereye
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Morning pervs!
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dawn_of_night
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Good morning
SalaciousMonkey22
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So ‘ot
SalaciousMonkey22
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And yet here you are
Bry1313
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Is it safe? Absolutely not. That said, I'm here. Hi everybody!
aussiegeekygal
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Lol. I'll let you know when I distribute them. I was so excited to get the package and threw this on the moment I got home
Just when I thought I couldn't crush on you harder
Mo_Bandy
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Did you know church did not like females who brewed and sold beer? Where a lot of witch culture came from. I can provide reading material and documentarian.
Bry1313
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I can’t love this shirt enough
aussiegeekygal
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I'll give that a gander
Amanda330
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We were very well behaved. So well behaved that we were hardly here.
SalaciousMonkey22
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My mom always said that the best way to avoid trouble is to stay outta the places where trouble lives!
Whiskeyjack
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Done with my first two meetings this morning. Now it's naptime.
vagrantx
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cause everywhere we've been we
have been leaving traces
they won't ever disappear
we were here
we were here
we were really here
