🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[morelikeasong]

I don't know what you mean?

I fucking love you

 

[MindYaBitness]

I fucking love you

Back at ya!

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for not recognizing her desire to show how special it is.

Nominated for awkward white knighting

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

That was beautiful. It reminds me of the immortal quote by Seneca, "coitus intermammarius est optimus!"

Thank you for your hard work in advancing wanking. I appreciate all you do for improving wanking in my life as well.

 

[Lmizzler]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

Possibly the only time ever that bitties were on display and I was busy looking at your “face”! I can’t even with the mask…

Congrats and welcome to the annals of wankery. Me and the other previous winners welcome you with sticky fingers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

Bravo! Bravo!

You always struck me as more a Raphael than a Leonardo though.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

Might as well lock this thread up. No topping that ever. #dead

 

[Lmizzler]

Might as well lock this thread up. No topping that ever. #dead

I’m going to have to agree. That’s some top shelf wankery that will be hard to beat(wanking pun intended)!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

Bravo!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

You really should nominate the wanker that faked wanking or wanking completion

 

[MindYaBitness]

You really should nominate the wanker that faked wanking or wanking completion

He knows who he is, that's enough for me. And, until this moment, I think he thought I didn't know .

 

[lavendersilk]

That dress and the person in it are hot af! You just set the bar for future acceptance speeches.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That dress and the person in it are hot af! You just set the bar for future acceptance speeches.

I bought that dress for an event that was canceled on very short notice. It was fun to wear it w/the mask

 

[lavendersilk]

I bought that dress for an event that was canceled on very short notice. It was fun to wear it w/the mask

Leonardo never looked better. He was my favorite at first before I realized I liked Michaelangelo better. But... now I'm reconsidering.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

Best. Acceptance. Ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I bought that dress for an event that was canceled on very short notice. It was fun to wear it w/the mask

Well, it looks classic, elegant, and sexy as fuck. If they had known you were wearing that, they never would have cancelled.

 

[Apisto42]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

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Love the gown!

And I’m jealously wanking over your Lego city.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Love the gown!

And I’m jealously wanking over your Lego city.

Thank you! And, that's just a small part of it. My collection is HUGE

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank you! And, that's just a small part of it. My collection is HUGE

Nominated so I can see another dress

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated so I can see another dress

That's fair, I've got more formal gowns than a woman my age has a right to

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's fair, I've got more formal gowns than a woman my age has a right to

Nominated for thinking anyone doesn’t have the right to look fabulous every damn day if they want.

 

[Apisto42]

Thank you! And, that's just a small part of it. My collection is HUGE

It seems that many of your assets are large and spectacular

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

It's official
I love you

 

[StillRain]

Thank you all for finally giving me a reason to wear this magnificent gown.

*standing Os all ‘round*


Who knew mutant turtle masks could look so haaawt.

 

[StillRain]

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Love the gown!

And I’m jealously wanking over your Lego city.

Tiny little Lego men covered in spooge thinking ‘this ain’t snow.’