Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Man, those librarians are brutal.

They can be

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm going to keep mine up there, but only because I have an alarmingly small penigo

They removed the character limit

Updated!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

They can be

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Is your vag in danger if you don't pay them? I thought these were two separate issues?

Oh you didn't mean financially value? Oops... How awkward for me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do I need to change my tagline to Lits 3rd darling? Have you seen this shit that’s going on? Are you in on it? Why was I not notified?

Youre the firstest darling in my book Nebs

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Youre the firstest darling in my book Nebs

I really am much much sweeter than 1 and 2, but I firmly believe seniority takes precedence here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re right. I’ll stay humble. Everyone KNOWS my darling status. I don’t need to announce.
*brushes dirt off shoulder

No one’s disputing your status as a darling love, merely the arbitrary hierarchical nature of it. We can all be darlings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I really am much much sweeter than 1 and 2, but I firmly believe seniority takes precedence here

I didn’t vote for em

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No one’s disputing your status as a darling love, merely the arbitrary hierarchical nature of it. We can all be darlings.

No we cannot! Then being a darling would be like getting a participation award

 

[UnquietDreams]

No one’s disputing your status as a darling love, merely the arbitrary hierarchical nature of it. We can all be darlings.

I am quite happy being a beacon of joy, myself...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No we cannot! Then being a darling would be like getting a participation award

We’re all beautiful and darling in our own ways. Even @OrdinaryPerson

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We’re all beautiful and darling in our own ways. Even @OrdinaryPerson

She does have some redeeming qualities

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We’re all beautiful and darling in our own ways. Even @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We’re all beautiful and darling in our own ways. Even @OrdinaryPerson

Everyone except @UnquietDreams

 

[UnquietDreams]

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See? Beautiful!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She does have some redeeming qualities

1.5 of them at least

 

[GallantWriter]

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Perfection Nebsy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everyone except @UnquietDreams

Correct. I am abominable and repellant.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

1.5 of them at least

Maybe when soft

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

All I can think about right now is the Beijing film festivals Crying Monkey award from Tropic Thunder

 

[UnquietDreams]

All I can think about right now is the Beijing film festivals Crying Monkey award from Tropic Thunder

 

[hotcpu]

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Not even close to your best quality

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not even close to your best quality

Closer to my worst tbh

 

[lavendersilk]

10 inches of them at least

FIFY

 

[dawn_of_night]

Whatcha making?

Keychains... Coasters, and hopefully pencil cases...
I have to be able to add a zipper.