Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you don't agree with your boyfriend @Bry1313 that she's the evil witch of the west?

I love @Bry1313 deeply. But he has some…misconceptions. I blame the chili paste.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seems like you only have 2 secs now

Were you..:timing?

 

[morelikeasong]

That's what I've been telling myself to get psyched to pay the $200 I owe for losing 8 kid books

8?? That’s a lot how did you lose so many at once?

 

[__Nathan1968]

8?? That’s a lot how did you lose so many at once?

I totally misread this and thought is was. $200 fine for losing 8 kids. Seemed fair.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Came in to see library love. I knew you all are my people!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Were you..:timing?

Of course... Does @Indie not time it when she's with you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

8?? That’s a lot how did you lose so many at once?

I have no freaking clue. Even the librarian was like... Uh ... Keep looking for them

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I totally misread this and thought is was. $200 fine for losing 8 kids. Seemed fair.

That actually seems like a steal. But there's no way I'd have 8 kids, I value my vag

 

[SherlockianMan]

I totally misread this and thought is was. $200 fine for losing 8 kids. Seemed fair.

Average children's book runs between $14.99-19.99. Plus most libraries have added charges for processing fees (this includes baroness, security straps and book covers). So still a bit pricey, but not overly so.

Thankfully, if and when they are found, the cost will likely be waived. Most libraries would rather have their books back than charge you.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That actually seems like a steal. But there's no way I'd have 8 kids, I value my vag

I also value your vag

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Here's an idea for all you family heirloom book lovers that want to declutter... Make a list of books for your kids instead of keeping physical books.

The only books I've kept so far are books I read for school and loved that have my votes on them. And a few kid books that grandparents wrote messages to the kids on.

But I do have a mental list of books Ive loved that I want my kids to read. I need to make it an actual list that I can give them, maybe I'll write a few lines about why I think they should read each book

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I also value your vag

Can I have $200 to pay my book fines?

 

[SherlockianMan]

As someone who spent the day packing and hauling over 100+ boxes of books, moving boxes of books succcccks.

(Branch library is getting remodeled, so have to empty the shelves. Finally done after 2 weeks and 600-some boxes later)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can I have $200 to pay my book fines?

Is your vag in danger if you don't pay them? I thought these were two separate issues?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Is your vag in danger if you don't pay them? I thought these were two separate issues?

Man, those librarians are brutal.

 

[__Nathan1968]

My husband was in the military so the last handful of moves we’ve done (and all the ones since having kids) have been with professional packers/movers. I’m not sure I can ever pack myself again. I’ve been too spoiled.
Sure, they broke a few things. But still… worth it.
By worth it I mean someone else paid for it and that was very worth it to me

We got one quote for over $30,000 to pack and move us.

Fortunately a huge outlier, but obviously someone pays it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is your vag in danger if you don't pay them? I thought these were two separate issues?

Do I need to change my tagline to Lits 3rd darling? Have you seen this shit that’s going on? Are you in on it? Why was I not notified?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do I need to change my tagline to Lits 3rd darling? Have you seen this shit that’s going on? Are you in on it? Why was I not notified?

Everyone is taking titles into their own hands! That can't possibly be how Laurel intended this site to work

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Everyone is taking titles into their own hands! That can't possibly be how Laurel intended this site to work

You’re right. I’ll stay humble. Everyone KNOWS my darling status. I don’t need to announce.
*brushes dirt off shoulder

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You’re right. I’ll stay humble. Everyone KNOWS my darling status. I don’t need to announce.
*brushes dirt off shoulder

I'm going to keep mine up there, but only because I have an alarmingly small penigo

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm going to keep mine up there, but only because I have an alarmingly small penguin

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[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm going to keep mine up there, but only because I have an alarmingly small penigo

You have a huge penis. How small can your ego be? Plus I heard somewhere that first and second lit darlings are required to post their official darling status

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[lavendersilk]

I'm on the third season guys... @SalaciousMonkey22 check out the title.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Goddamn I love titties.