Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Well, either your heart's as chill as a cucumber or this place is just not bringing the heat! Maybe it's time to spice things up a bit and inject some adrenaline into those veins. Why don't I help you turn up the intensity seeing if we can get that heart racing like it's in a marathon. Let's break that 100 bpm barrier!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/bq3ggNoA3KgAAAAC/jodie-comer-killing-eve.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is solient green? And how do you guys KNOW?!? I feel like when I smell someone cooking lamb i automatically think of human flesh. It must be in my head. But someone agreed with me once and that was all the support I needed

They polled cannibals. Fine young ones, probably. Human is referred to as "long pig" because human limbs are longer than pig limbs.

And Soylent Green (I spelled it wrong) was a 70s science fiction film where they dealt with overpopulation and lack of food by processing dead people into crackers called Soylent Green without telling people.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

From asking cannibals. Not me personally. Saw it in a documentary. Little pork is what it translates as.

Maybe those weird island cannibals think lambs are pigs?

 

[Bry1313]

What is solient green? And how do you guys KNOW?!? I feel like when I smell someone cooking lamb i automatically think of human flesh. It must be in my head. But someone agreed with me once and that was all the support I needed

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They polled cannibals. Fine young ones, probably. Human is referred to as "long pig" because human limbs are longer than pig limbs.

And Soylent Green (I spelled it wrong) was a 70s science fiction film where they dealt with overpopulation and lack of food by processing dead people into crackers called Soylent Green without telling people.

“They polled cannibals, fine young ones probably.” I love you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why do I take naps? Because my work day started at 7am today. And I'm just getting home from my last meeting, now at 10:41pm. And tomorrow I get to do it all over again.

Hopefully I won't wake up to anything traumatizing after tomorrow's nap.

Did you wake up to traumatic things after todays nap?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They polled cannibals. Fine young ones, probably. Human is referred to as "long pig" because human limbs are longer than pig limbs.

And Soylent Green (I spelled it wrong) was a 70s science fiction film where they dealt with overpopulation and lack of food by processing dead people into crackers called Soylent Green without telling people.

Man I love Roland Gift so much.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers.
be back for Shenaniganging in the morning

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good night fuckers.
be back for Shenaniganging in the morning

Don’t have any cannibal nightmares

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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You scared them off I think

 

[aussiegeekygal]

when I smell someone cooking lamb i automatically think of human flesh

I get that.
When I used to work on an anatomy lab I would constantly think of lamb when working with limbs. I can't explain why that's the association my brain made, but it did...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t have any cannibal nightmares

Very good advice

 

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe those weird island cannibals think lambs are pigs?

"Mary had a little pig,
Little pig
Little pig
Mary had a little pig
What the fuck do we know?"

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Parody time

I can’t stop
Doing coke
Wonder whyyyy
I’m always broke

Don’t know why
There’s holes in my nose
Doctor says
Lay off the blow

But I love white lady, like no one else
I love white lady and I can’t help myself

I was drinking
And wanted blow
But no one likes
To do blow alone

Repeat chorus.

Of course this was composed 20 years ago when I was blowing lines off my fine young cannibals cd case……


I’m just kidding.

I used an Eddy Money cd case

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you wake up to traumatic things after todays nap?

Yes. Yes he did. In here.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, either your heart's as chill as a cucumber or this place is just not bringing the heat! Maybe it's time to spice things up a bit and inject some adrenaline into those veins. Why don't I help you turn up the intensity seeing if we can get that heart racing like it's in a marathon. Let's break that 100 bpm barrier!

Pump your brakes. We need to check his blood pressure first

 

[UnquietDreams]

Parody time

I can’t stop
Doing coke
Wonder whyyyy
I’m always broke

Don’t know why
There’s holes in my nose
Doctor says
Lay off the blow

But I love white lady, like no one else
I love white lady and I can’t help myself

I was drinking
And wanted blow
But no one likes
To do blow alone

Repeat chorus.

Of course this was composed 20 years ago when I was blowing lines off my fine young cannibals cd case……


I’m just kidding.

I used an Eddy Money cd case

I wasn't crazy about cocaine, but I just loved the smell.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Parody time

I can’t stop
Doing coke
Wonder whyyyy
I’m always broke

Don’t know why
There’s holes in my nose
Doctor says
Lay off the blow

But I love white lady, like no one else
I love white lady and I can’t help myself

I was drinking
And wanted blow
But no one likes
To do blow alone

Repeat chorus.

Of course this was composed 20 years ago when I was blowing lines off my fine young cannibals cd case……


I’m just kidding.

I used an Eddy Money cd case

I’ve never done coke, but anytime anyone who has described it to me I was like…you need coke for that?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I get that.
When I used to work on an anatomy lab I would constantly think of lamb when working with limbs. I can't explain why that's the association my brain made, but it did...

Limb. Lamb. I’m sure word association brought you to the same conclusion. But all that matters is that you came to that conclusion. Humans taste like lamb. Or sheep or whatever

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes. Yes he did. In here.

What did you guys do to him!!! Oh wait. Was i involved?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What did you guys do to him!!! Oh wait. Was i involved?

He did it to himself with his and energy. And it was @crazychemgirl fault. You’ve never been traumatic.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I wasn't crazy about cocaine, but I just loved the smell.

Depends on the cocaine. Sometimes it smelled like acetone. And when it did, you knew it was gonna burn. Sometimes I thought “does money smell like coke or does coke smell like money?”

I’ve never done coke, but anytime anyone who has described it to me I was like…you need coke for that?

Not all of us are little monkeys jumping on the bed

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

He did it to himself with his and energy. And it was @crazychemgirl fault. You’ve never been traumatic.

I was here earlier discussing cannibals and serial killers, but I’ll take this hall pass

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was here earlier discussing cannibals and serial killers, but I’ll take this hall pass

I know I was here. And yet, still not traumatic. Which is weird because all these other fuckers….-*gesriculates wildly*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not all of us are little monkeys jumping on the bed

Thank god! Could you imagine?’!

Also, never bumped my head.