🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I must know her better than you

Exactly the sort of thing 1.5 would say

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for claiming to be innocent. Lies.

 

[Amanda330]

I know that’s not true. But hot is hot.

Are you saying I've been hotter for you? Lol.

 

[Apisto42]

Are you saying I've been hotter for you? Lol.

Girl, @SalaciousMonkey22 obviously doesn’t appreciate you. Let me slip into your DMs and we’ll chat about appreciation.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you saying I've been hotter for you? Lol.

Yes.i mean, probably.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you saying I've been hotter for you? Lol.

I’m only at like 75% tonight. It’s a Tuesday. You and I know I’ve been better

 

[Apisto42]

I’m only at like 75% tonight. It’s a Tuesday. You and I know I’ve been better

Nominated for not giving her 100% on a Tuesday.

 

[InThe312]

Girl, @SalaciousMonkey22 obviously doesn’t appreciate you. Let me slip into your DMs and we’ll chat about appreciation.

Nominated for improving the bear’s ranking

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for improving the bear’s ranking

Shit, I honestly laughed out loud.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not giving her 100% on a Tuesday.

Nominated for white knighting as the saddest seduction technique.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominated for thinking she’s the most innocent litster. When even I know it’s @Indie

I must know her better than you

Facts. @Indie is a sweetheart, but innocent she is NOT.

It’s clearly @Endless_Night

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for not giving her 100% on a Tuesday.

Monkey is always 100% - he's just being self deprecating.

Nominated for going at it so hard. Lol.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Facts. @Indie is a sweetheart, but innocent she is NOT.

It’s clearly @Endless_Night

Nominated for wrong

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Monkey is always 100% - he's just being self deprecating.

Nominated for going at it so hard. Lol.

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[aussiegeekygal]

Facts. @Indie is a sweetheart, but innocent she is NOT.

It’s clearly @Endless_Night

How wicked do you think Black Cashmere was/is?!

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for white knighting as the saddest seduction technique.

I’m not a white knight. In fact I’m a:

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nominated for wrong

Miss "I'm gonna teach Aussie about friendly vag" Indie?

Yeah. I'm with LL.
She belongs to us over here in dirty birdville

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Miss "I'm gonna teach Aussie about friendly vag" Indie?

Yeah. I'm with LL.
She belongs to us over here in dirty birdville

Nominated for thinking friendly vag is something shameful and dirty rather than pure joy.

 

[Apisto42]

Miss "I'm gonna teach Aussie about friendly vag" Indie?

Yeah. I'm with LL.
She belongs to us over here in dirty birdville

Nominating the members of the friendly vag club for being exclusionary.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nominated for thinking friendly vag is something shameful and dirty rather than pure joy.

Not shameful.
But not innocent

 

[Apisto42]

Not shameful.
But not innocent

Nominated for a broken emoji. Not sharing is not caring.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nominating the members of the friendly vag club for being exclusionary.

It was Aussie's Beaver Dam Restoration Project

It got lasered into submission

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not shameful.
But not innocent

nominated for not understanding what innocent means
innocent /ĭn′ə-sənt/

adjective

1. Uncorrupted by evil, malice, or wrongdoing; sinless.

 

[Apisto42]

It was Aussie's Beaver Dam Restoration Project

It got lasered into submission

Pics or it didn’t happen. (I’m obviously striving for “Thirstiest Wanker of the Evening”).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pics or it didn’t happen. (I’m obviously striving for “Thirstiest Wanker of the Evening”).

It didn't happen