Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Since my insurance plan wouldn’t work where you are, I can pay with my body

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[MissLabelled]

Might not be the most ethical form of payment but I guess I'm corruptible...

Hmm, we wouldn’t want to risk the license. How about we just forget the therapy and just lie naked together and talk?

 

[Amanda330]

Hmm, we wouldn’t want to risk the license. How about we just forget the therapy and just lie naked together and talk?

Deal.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Since my insurance plan wouldn’t work where you are, I can pay with my body

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm, we wouldn’t want to risk the license. How about we just forget the therapy and just lie naked together and talk?

 

[MissLabelled]

Deal.

I'm going to want to talk about sex, in case that wasn't clear

 

[Amanda330]

I'm going to want to talk about sex, in case that wasn't clear

Good, because the only reason I wanted to be your therapist was to talk about sex anyway...

I would be a very bad therapist to you. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to want to talk about sex, in case that wasn't clear

 

[MissLabelled]

Good, because the only reason I wanted to be your therapist was to talk about sex anyway...

I would be a very bad therapist to you. Lol

Thank goodness because this would have been me in therapy with you

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[curious_me]

My legal name is now Brenda. Kind of silly, but a big thing to me.

That's amazing. Congrats!

 

[MissLabelled]

Uh oh, I'm starting to get a reputation

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[Amanda330]

Thank goodness because this would have been me in therapy with you

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I'd happily oblige...

 

[Cogan]

Good, because the only reason I wanted to be your therapist was to talk about sex anyway...

I would be a very bad therapist to you. Lol

I can't read "therapist" anymore without at least smiling since I saw this cartoon.

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[MissLabelled]

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I'd happily oblige...

I was trying to come up with a response but my brain has stopped braining.

Smother me please

 

[Amanda330]

I was trying to come up with a response but my brain has stopped braining.

Smother me please

Come here baby...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Come here baby...

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[lavendersilk]

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Aww, Crusoe!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Good, because the only reason I wanted to be your therapist was to talk about sex anyway...

I would be a very bad therapist to you. Lol

I feel kinda sorry for my therapist sometimes.
He has to take detailed notes to track the people in my sex life

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aww, Crusoe!!!

Is this doggo famous?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is this doggo famous?

Yes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes.

You know, there’s a whole world of space between an encyclopedic response and “pulling teeth for information” response. Just saying

 

[Vitriolhack]

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I'd happily oblige...

Those are real right?

 

[LupineOne]

I was trying to come up with a response but my brain has stopped braining.

Smother me please

Excellent verbing!

 

[lavendersilk]

You know, there’s a whole world of space between an encyclopedic response and “pulling teeth for information” response. Just saying

There is this thing called Google. It works great.

He is an Instagram/Facebook sensation. Canadian. 14 yo, so I stopped watching because... I know what is coming. He has a sibling or two.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There is this thing called Google. It works great.

He is an Instagram/Facebook sensation. Canadian. 14 yo, so I stopped watching because... I know what is coming. He has a sibling or two.

But I don’t like Google and I do like you.

So thank you