Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

A balm! For a baby?!?!

Oh, @Mr_bogey is the balm! Er...did I do that right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

When we were dating? Birthday sex for both of us was fantastic. Utterly fantastic. After marriage, I honestly don't remember. I don't think we had birthday sex, and if we did, it wasn't a big deal. Don't get me wrong, I would have loved birthday sex, but it wasn't in my ex's wheelhouse. Lack of passion is one of the reasons she is my ex, though it took a while to get there (I had other issues that were being met by the marriage. So be it.)

Sorry, reading that out is a bummer. This is the depressing data point, CCG.

 

[MissLabelled]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*

Birthday sex makes me cry. It’s just a reminder I’m now a year older.

(I’m kidding!)

Typically, at least for me it was, just the same as any other day. However, if planned in advanced, it can lead to some pretty wild times.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Birthday sex makes me cry

I’m listening…

 

[dawn_of_night]

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*

I don't remember specifically having birthday sex, I remember going camping on my birthday and having a horrible time during sex.... To be fair it was our first time together but looking back it was the beginning of a very sexually frustrating relationship.,.
He's an ex. Not my current partner.

*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m more a birthday blowjob kind of guy. I get sex pretty often, but a blowjob to completion is not as frequent. So that’s my preference on my birthday. If anyone wants to help me out…

Also, I’ve been reincarnated many times so I celebrate many birthdays.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

To be honest, it was normal.
It was my first birthday since we started dating and it was just like every other night back then as newlyweds.
Nowadays, it's like any other day because we don't do anything sexual.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m listening…

Oh, are you my new therapist?

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m more a birthday blowjob kind of guy. I get sex pretty often, but a blowjob to completion is not as frequent. So that’s my preference on my birthday. If anyone wants to help me out…

Also, I’ve been reincarnated many times so I celebrate many birthdays.

Interesting…. So I am guessing you aren’t particularly concerned about who’s birthday it is, as long as you get your blowjob?

Doesn’t seem unreasonable to me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, are you my new therapist?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Interesting…. So I am guessing you aren’t particularly concerned about who’s birthday it is, as long as you get your blowjob?

Doesn’t seem unreasonable to me.

This is correct. It’s always somebody’s birthday. I am just a celebratory kind of guy. I like making people feel special.

 

[MissLabelled]

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[Amanda330]

This is correct. It’s always somebody’s birthday. I am just a celebratory kind of guy. I like making people feel special.

So selfless.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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That’s no way to treat your new therapist.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So selfless.

I like to give back, ya know?

 

[Amanda330]

I like to give back, ya know?

Mhmm.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mhmm.

I always feel like I’m in trouble when you say this. It happens a lot.

 

[Amanda330]

I always feel like I’m in trouble when you say this. It happens a lot.

Mhmm.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Okey-dokey.
Time for Eurovision.

 

[Lmizzler]

You’re so good to me.

I got you Boo

But everyone is welcome to share all the boobs they want. #causeBoobs

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, are you my new therapist?

Oh, can I be? I got my doctorate from a world class non-accredited university!

 

[Amanda330]

Oh, can I be? I got my doctorate from a world class non-accredited university!

But what is your doctorate in? If it's poetry you probably aren't qualified...

I, however, have a masters in counseling... I'll do it for free.

 

[MissLabelled]

Oh, can I be? I got my doctorate from a world class non-accredited university!

Well what do you know, I’ve got world class imaginary problems we can work on

 

[MissLabelled]

But what is your doctorate in? If it's poetry you probably aren't qualified...

I, however, have a masters in counseling... I'll do it for free.

Since my insurance plan wouldn’t work where you are, I can pay with my body

 

[Amanda330]

Since my insurance plan wouldn’t work where you are, I can pay with my body

Might not be the most ethical form of payment but I guess I'm corruptible...