Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

So for your birthday, you'd like gifts from three wise men?

What about a bunch of smart ass women??

 

[Bry1313]

Are you suggesting he knew her? Like, in the biblical sense?

Sorry… I had to go there…

We already did, now you are just playing in the sandbox with us.

 

[Amanda330]

Are you suggesting he knew her? Like, in the biblical sense?

Sorry… I had to go there…

I was really just implying that he was very old. I think he implied he knew her in the biblical sense. Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Isn't one birthday fuck up this month enough for you?

Do you not enjoy a good birthday fuck?

AFAF

 

[BrendaBear]

We already did, now you are just playing in the sandbox with us.

I hate it when I am late to the party!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where do we pick up Frankenstein...er...frankincense?

I'm more a wise guy, me

A balm! For a baby?!?!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Do you not enjoy a good birthday fuck?

AFAF

I mean, who wouldn't?

"Birthday sex? Ugh. Not my thing."- Nobody

 

[Bry1313]

I hate it when I am late to the party!!!

But we have drinks!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you not enjoy a good birthday fuck?

AFAF

You dropped the "up", which dramatically changed the meaning...and...

 

[lavendersilk]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

Pretty much like any other time really. Fucking incredible. Ya know, cuz it's with me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

We do not have special birthday sex traditions. The first time I tried was a disaster. As you say it adds a lot of pressure and my wife is anxious enough to start with.

 

[Amanda330]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

Umm... I miss being married if only for the birthday sex. The bed was usually soaked (by me) when we were finished.

 

[BrendaBear]

You dropped the "up", which dramatically changed the meaning...and...

What? Me? Leave an important word out of a quote??

I can’t imagine I would do such a thing…
https://media1.tenor.com/m/oQQn6DPILSEAAAAd/so-innocent-angel.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

There will be no cocktering on @crazychemgirl thread!

You’re so good to me.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

I’m not now, but I was happily married for years… so I’m going to spout off…

Can’t get me to shut up, if I am being honest…

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?**Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

I never had any different kind of sex on a birthday.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

Absolutely lovely.

Also … it’s like any other day. I don’t think I’ve ever tried to have special birthday sex.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Umm... I miss being married if only for the birthday sex. The bed was usually soaked (by me) when we were finished.

When is your birthday? Asking for a me.

 

[Amanda330]

When is your birthday? Asking for a me.

March 30

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

March 30

Good to know.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

It's usually the same as any other sex, but I get to sleep in as late as I need, so it's better because I'm raging against consciousness like I usually am in the morning

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Happy belated birthday @Bry1313
I followed instructions like a good person, but haven't logged in since mid yesterday.

So, Happy Birthday, hope you're having a hell of a day!

 

[Bry1313]

Happy belated birthday @Bry1313
I followed instructions like a good person, but haven't logged in since mid yesterday.

So, Happy Birthday, hope you're having a hell of a day!

Sometimes we shouldn’t follow unlawful orders…..thanks buddy.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've never had sex on my birthday. A tradition I will likely continue. Not mad about it. It can get weird. A lot of pressure on the other person to deliver.

This is a question for the married/commited relationship folks...

What was the first birthday sex bang like as a married/commited person? Was it special? Or, was it like any other time?*



*Thank you to anyone who participates. This information is being collected as part of a future publication by @crazychemgirl .

I honestly don't remember... it's been a long while since the first birthday sex with my wife. It certainly hasn't become a tradition, unfortunately.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning, love!

Hey Ho! I found you a shirt...