Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

My legal name is now Brenda. Kind of silly, but a big thing to me.

congratulations!

 

[BrendaBear]

So when I was scrolling, I didn’t see the “Airwick” portion at first, just the top part, along with a portion of the plug.

And I thought it was one of those asthma inhalers!

I thought it was an asthma inhaler at first also. Which just added to my confusion…

 

[Lmizzler]

Just going to leave this here…
Comment away

Hilariously enough, I thought it was a bong at first glance.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I mean, I haven't ever tried to projectile a butt plug but... Just fucking too hard has made it shoot out of me so... I'm assuming it wouldn't be too hard to fart and watch it fly. Lol.

Reminded me of this

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hilariously enough, I thought it was a bong at first glance.

What are you smoking? Have you seen a bong?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

I do hope I get as lucky for my birthday next month.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just like my dreams

Gotta admit I’m a bit surprised no one has said my nose.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Jesus was born on May 22nd??

According to my mom, May 20th

 

[Amanda330]

Reminded me of this

Umm I really need to stop clicking links. I don't think there's been one that I've been happy I've clicked. @SalaciousMonkey22 was right all along.

 

[Amanda330]

According to my mom, May 20th

Mhmm... Lol

 

[MissLabelled]

I do hope I get as lucky for my birthday next month.

I suppose that is all going to depend on who is organizing the birthday shenanigans shindig.

 

[MissLabelled]

Umm I really need to stop clicking links. I don't think there's been one that I've been happy I've clicked. @SalaciousMonkey22 was right all along.

Nooooo, click all the links. I do. I regret them all but when I end up in hell, I can truly say I’ve lived a life lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

According to my mom, May 20th

So for your birthday, you'd like gifts from three wise men?

 

[Amanda330]

Nooooo, click all the links. I do. I regret them all but when I end up in hell, I can truly say I’ve lived a life lol

Because you click the links though?

Also, the whole time I was thinking, what if one of those got shoved too far up there... And she couldn't push it out? And basically she's pooping them out, right?

Horrifying.

 

[Mr_bogey]

So for your birthday, you'd like gifts from three wise men?

Isn't one birthday fuck up this month enough for you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Isn't one birthday fuck up this month enough for you?

Go big or go home!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Reminded me of this

That was a funny couple days in that thread.

#Missyou @Justadesperatewifeandmom

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Umm I really need to stop clicking links. I don't think there's been one that I've been happy I've clicked. @SalaciousMonkey22 was right all along.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/KBDUfzZaBtAbmCkLmL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91flm57v0wo8bws0m6bpovup6099ezrlvihouqf5qw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That was a funny couple days in that thread.

#Missyou @Justadesperatewifeandmom

You're like an old man talking gibberish but I laughed cause I actually knew exactly what you'm were talking about

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaos-dont-stress-undress.1581471/page-1102#post-97099626

I think you actually got someone to try it on video but I didn't want to go through all the posts to find it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nooooo, click all the links. I do. I regret them all but when I end up in hell, I can truly say I’ve lived a life lol

I will too. But with far fewer nightmares

 

[hotoldrguy]

Because you click the links though?

Also, the whole time I was thinking, what if one of those got shoved too far up there... And she couldn't push it out? And basically she's pooping them out, right?

Horrifying.

she uses both the front and back holes

 

[dawn_of_night]

Umm I really need to stop clicking links. I don't think there's been one that I've been happy I've clicked. @SalaciousMonkey22 was right all along.

Try one more....
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8e5dccd.../35065a16b48be861c9e219b809e70e1d180bd454.jpg

 

[MissLabelled]

Because you click the links though?

Also, the whole time I was thinking, what if one of those got shoved too far up there... And she couldn't push it out? And basically she's pooping them out, right?

Horrifying.

Maybe not from the links but as Aerosmith so eloquently said in that song about clicking links "I don't want to miss a thing"

As for horrifying and the thought you had about going in too far, in agreement with you.

 

[Amanda330]

she uses both the front and back holes

I knowwwww.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

she uses both the front and back holes

See, like there’s just something different about my brain I guess because nothing any of you have said makes me the least bit curious