Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Good morning - I'm also wondering why I'm awake. I need coffee.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm headed from far west coast, to east coast, so in addition to losing sleep, I'll be losing three hours of my life as well

Oh, I hate that. But you get it back when you return. Sort of like free duty-free!

 

[Lmizzler]

I have coffee with a splash of Irish cream in it cause all day baseball in the rain warrants a little extra perk.

 

[Lmizzler]

Just going to leave this here…
Comment away

 

[Amanda330]

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If you have a butt plug in you can't fart anyway... So are you just fucking really stinky people or what?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I don't get it. Why mizzler, why?

 

[vagrantx]

If you have a butt plug in you can't fart anyway...

You can try, butttt....

https://gifdb.com/images/high/champagne-popping-one-hand-ykw43limie35s22k.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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What time is it where you live?

Nvm, don’t care. Still too early.

 

[Amanda330]

You can try, butttt....

https://gifdb.com/images/high/champagne-popping-one-hand-ykw43limie35s22k.gif

Well, that was exactly what I meant. Unless you want to turn it into a projectile....

But then the oil would go everywhere.

 

[Lmizzler]

You aren’t disappointing me with the comments so far…keep bringing em!

 

[Lmizzler]

I don't get it. Why mizzler, why?

I assumed this was yours!?!?! Did it fall out yesterday with all the birthday conniving?

 

[Amanda330]

You aren’t disappointing me with the comments so far…keep bringing em!

What are we? Your dancing monkeys, Mizzy? Lol. Make your own comments.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, that was exactly what I meant. Unless you want to turn it into a projectile....

But then the oil would go everywhere.

I was thinking about how hard vs easy it would be to projectile out a butt plug (I'm guessing hard- who is going to try this???), that I already forgot there was an air fresher attached. So I then my brain went to wondering how much oil you'd have to be using to lube the butt plug to spray it everywhere

 

[Lmizzler]

What are we? Your dancing monkeys, Mizzy? Lol. Make your own comments.

As a matter of fact…I have helicocktered and re-helicocktered several times as a dancing monkey for plenty here!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I assumed this was yours!?!?! Did it fall out yesterday with all the birthday conniving?

Why would I need an air fresher up my butt, what are you trying to say about me?

 

[Amanda330]

As a matter of fact…I have helicocktered and re-helicocktered several times as a dancing monkey for plenty here!

Hmm. I think we need reminding of that.

 

[Lmizzler]

I was thinking about how hard vs easy it would be to projectile out a butt plug (I'm guessing hard- who is going to try this???), that I already forgot there was an air fresher attached. So I then my brain went to wondering how much oil you'd have to be using to lube the butt plug to spray it everywhere

Or better yet, is the same oil used for the plug able to be used for the air freshener?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As a matter of fact…I have helicocktered and re-helicocktered several times as a dancing monkey for plenty here!

I clicked that emoji like 10 times and it still didn't work. Please repair asap

 

[Amanda330]

I was thinking about how hard vs easy it would be to projectile out a butt plug (I'm guessing hard- who is going to try this???), that I already forgot there was an air fresher attached. So I then my brain went to wondering how much oil you'd have to be using to lube the butt plug to spray it everywhere

I mean, I haven't ever tried to projectile a butt plug but... Just fucking too hard has made it shoot out of me so... I'm assuming it wouldn't be too hard to fart and watch it fly. Lol.

 

[Amanda330]

Or better yet, is the same oil used for the plug able to be used for the air freshener?

Are you trying to give everyone a headache?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I haven't ever tried to projectile a butt plug but... Just fucking too hard has made it shoot out of me so... I'm assuming it wouldn't be too hard to fart and watch it fly. Lol.

Well, I guess maybe Mizz knew what he’s was doing posting this picture.

 

[MissLabelled]

They will download any second, when they do, you will be my favorite Litster

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, I haven't ever tried to projectile a butt plug but... Just fucking too hard has made it shoot out of me so... I'm assuming it wouldn't be too hard to fart and watch it fly. Lol.

*Waits patiently for the video

 

[Lmizzler]

Why would I need an air fresher up my butt, what are you trying to say about me?

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[Lmizzler]

I clicked that emoji like 10 times and it still didn't work. Please repair asap

You guys are too predictable. It’s almost not even fun anymore.

But really it still is.