Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

I didn't close my eyes. And I looked. And I tried to blow out his candle for him.

I'm still in bed if you want to come and punish me.

 

[Amanda330]

I clicked that emoji like 10 times and it still didn't work. Please repair asap

Me too. It made me sad.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys are too predictable. It’s almost not even fun anymore.

But really it still is.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning/day fuckers

 

[Amanda330]

You guys are too predictable. It’s almost not even fun anymore.

But really it still is.

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[crazychemgirl]

Smart enough to know how to pluralize a Greek word?

I like using octopi … it’s more fun.

 

[MissLabelled]

I didn't close my eyes. And I looked. And I tried to blow out his candle for him.

I'm still in bed if you want to come and punish me.

Well aren’t you a naughty one this morning!

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Well aren’t you a naughty one this morning!

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[Lmizzler]

There will be no cocktering on @crazychemgirl thread!

 

[MissLabelled]

This should be on all travel brochures to your State because it's got me buying a plane ticket as we speak!

 

[Ruggerr]

Did someone mention multitasking

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[Ruggerr]

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[Amanda330]

There will be no cocktering on @crazychemgirl thread!

I would never expect there to be... It doesn't have to be done in this thread. Or any, really. You could just umm... send it to my inbox? Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

I feel horrible. I looked. A lot. Probably more than once.

 

[Bry1313]

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

I love my gift, you are my favorite Litster

 

[MissLabelled]

@MissLabelled also asked. Just saying

Thanks for looking out! You know, as I’ve mentioned already, you can also send me poetry readings

And @MissLabelled is next. My apologies in advance, dear lady. Sent! More booze!

Thanks for sending that to me, I loved it so much!

Send more.
(what, I’m greedy)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Before I jump into everything I missed, I noticed my photo for @Bry1313 didn’t load.

So this one is for @Bry1313 and @Bry1313 only. The rest of you better close your eyes as you scroll past this.

Happy (now belated) birthday @Bry1313. Come make a wish and blow out the 🕯 !

Imma good boy and always(usually, sometimes) do what I’m told
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[MissLabelled]

Imma good boy and always(usually, sometimes) do what I’m told
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Don’t try to trick me with the cute monkey. It’s ok to admit that you looked!

 

[MissLabelled]

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So when I was scrolling, I didn’t see the “Airwick” portion at first, just the top part, along with a portion of the plug.

And I thought it was one of those asthma inhalers!

Which would have been perfect for me for when I exercise, my old ass is always out of breath

 

[BrendaBear]

Or better yet, is the same oil used for the plug able to be used for the air freshener?

Some lube is flavored… so scented must be available too…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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I don't understand. My tush already smells like roses.

 

[MissLabelled]

So come on. Dish. How do you know this specimen of a human?

I don’t. The follow happened back when I used to do a bunch of advocacy around trans health care and human rights (I had mentioned here that I shook our Prime Minister’s hand - it was due to that and it’s happened on more than one occasion lol). Anywho, during that time I became friendly with many American trans woman who also did advocacy (some who are in TV and film, authors, etc) and I guess our conversations caught his attention because he followed a bunch of us in that moment.

He follows a shit ton of people though, so it’s not like it’s truly special.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t try to trick me with the cute monkey. It’s ok to admit that you looked!

Okay I looked and it was really really really good and I don’t regret anything!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t. The follow happened back when I used to do a bunch of advocacy around trans health care and human rights (I had mentioned here that our Prime Minister’s hand - it was due to that and it’s happened on more than one occasion lol). Anywho, during that time I became friendly with many American trans woman who also did advocacy (some who are in TV and film, authors, etc) and I guess our conversations caught his attention because he followed a bunch of us in that moment.

He follows a shit ton of people though, so it’s not like it’s truly special.

It’s truly special. Shush.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't understand. My tush already smells like roses.

Just like my dreams