Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers

Good morning, Sweetheart!

 

[LupineOne]

Dicktacles ?

Dicktacles.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lately it feels like my work schedule has been a complete rollercoaster. Either I'm working 13-hour days at a breakneck pace, or I'm doing nothing at all. Today is a nothing at all day. Tomorrow will be different.

But for right now, I'm on the couch and I'm having a brunch of coffee and tater tots. Life is good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good boy

 

[lavendersilk]

It was so adorable … I kind of want one

I got this and a matching throw.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why dear lord did the 'New' threads have to start here for me????
I can't believe I clicked on this...now I am scarred for life.
Note to self, never buy a used butter churner.

We saw it. You have to see it. Scaring each other's psyche is what friends are for.

One of us! One of us!

 

[UnquietDreams]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

I used to work follow spot for concerts at the Portland Memorial Coliseum, from platforms just above the ceiling. For the princely bet of $20, I hung from my knees from a rafter, about 100 feet from the floor.

 

[__Nathan1968]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

This is Cassell Coliseum, home of Virginia Tech’s basketball teams. The arches are about 2 feet wide. I don’t know the height, but a fall from near the roof would certainly be life threatening. On a dare I climbed up one side, ran over the roof, and shimmied down the other.
This was in winter. About 1/4 of the way down, I hit a patch of ice and lost traction, accelerating uncontrollably down while trying desperately to hold on for dear life.
I hit the ground hard, spraining an ankle and took stock of my shredded leather gloves and my heavy leather biker jacket that now had holes worn all the way through at the cuffs and zipper placket.
A few years later a roofing worker fell through the roof and died when he landed 90 feet below on the basketball court. I was lucky I chose a different route.

 

[macster3951]

We saw it. You have to see it. Scaring each other's psyche is what friends are for.

One of us! One of us!

Is this the way?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this the way?

This is The Way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://excelesquire.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/no_math.jpg

 

[BrendaBear]

I used to work follow spot for concerts at the Portland Memorial Coliseum, from platforms just above the ceiling. For the princely bet of $20, I hung from my knees from a rafter, about 100 feet from the floor.

As someone who worked at the Portland Memorial Coliseum when I was in high school I would like to take this opportunity to say...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/WaywJDUCO_sAAAAC/youre-crazy-crazy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I used to work follow spot for concerts at the Portland Memorial Coliseum, from platforms just above the ceiling. For the princely bet of $20, I hung from my knees from a rafter, about 100 feet from the floor.

As someone who worked at the Portland Memorial Coliseum when I was in high school ....

And thank you so much for making me think about that... and realizing how really long ago that was. I feel so old now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

Weirdest: I was in Tokyo, and incredibly drunk. Ever heard of sannakji?

Grossest: Brussels sprouts? Just kidding. Dog stew. (I thought my cousin was kidding.)

Best: It doesn't have to be food, right?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Lightsaber battle with a Darth Vader helmet on in Kmart parking lot.

Rode a piñata in the library...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Probably octopus. The texture is chewy and the suction cup things freaked me out.

Try it live.

 

[Vitriolhack]

And thank you so much for making me think about that... and realizing how really long ago that was. I feel so old now.

Funny how the stuff we did younger now feels like, “what the hell was I thinking?”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok all …

Would any of you eat human brains, flesh, etc … any part of the human … for money?

If so, how much money would it take?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

ALMOST ate Rocky Moutain Oysters once...

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are. ,

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Why do I suddenly want pet chickens …. Who’s with me ???

Cock walker?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jello.

Weirdest, grossest, best, or all three at once?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Ok all …

Would any of you eat human brains, flesh, etc … any part of the human … for money?

If so, how much money would it take?

Not sure about the amount of money.

But, what if you where one of those passengers on that flight that crashed in the arctic?

Some of these deceased well preserved corps look mighty tasty!

Just a little bit of dark humour!

 

[UnquietDreams]

As someone who worked at the Portland Memorial Coliseum when I was in high school I would like to take this opportunity to say...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/WaywJDUCO_sAAAAC/youre-crazy-crazy.gif

Hey, $20 is $20!

 

[Vitriolhack]

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Who has a Temu account and wants to buy this for me?

Would you wear it without the black bra?

Just askin’