Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

I can judge how good of a day it will be by how many cocks I've seen on Lit before noon.

What’s the over/under on that threshold?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

To churn butter hopefully and not their butt

 

[Bry1313]

Good news for your bestie today. I’m only gonna log in at like 9 and then clear out emails for an hour. Be happy for me.

Update, am currently making pita bread and completely ignoring my work station

 

[MindYaBitness]

Never click links is one of the rules for happy and healthy litting.

Is this Opposites Day?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

 

[Bry1313]

Wow.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7AgcLwJLPTYAAAAC/fafo-findout.gif

 

[Bry1313]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

@Wand3rlust she’s writing another chapter

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Just a dare… hit a set of triple whoooops on a YZ250 while holding on to a Roman Candle in one hand. Didn’t stick the landing and broke my collar bone, but… ‘MURICA!!!
(No clickable emojis)

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7AgcLwJLPTYAAAAC/fafo-findout.gif

Used that exact chart on the 7th grade boys at track practice on Tuesday. Those children learned that day!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

dares make me obstinate. However, in every city I visit I have a picture of me in the lap of, hugging, or doing an otherwise ridiculous thing with a monument or statue

My favorite Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Niagara, ON. My aunt helped hoist me up onto this little fake mountain so I could I take a pic with Mel Gibson as "Braveheart"

I was coerced into a trip to DC by the promise that I would have three fine gentlemen helping me onto the Lincoln Memorial

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Literally nothing. I am above crass monies and pride. I only do unusual or dangerous things for lulz.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

dares make me obstinate.

yeah, “dares”

Also, we might really be related.

 

[macster3951]

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

Since, butter is readily available. I am damn sure I don't need a butter churner.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7AgcLwJLPTYAAAAC/fafo-findout.gif

You ARE good at math.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7AgcLwJLPTYAAAAC/fafo-findout.gif

Does everyone else see how aggressive he is?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does everyone else see how aggressive he is?

You told me I was being too sensitive!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

dares make me obstinate. However, in every city I visit I have a picture of me in the lap of, hugging, or doing an otherwise ridiculous thing with a monument or statue

My favorite Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Niagara, ON. My aunt helped hoist me up onto this little fake mountain so I could I take a pic with Mel Gibson as "Braveheart"

I was coerced into a trip to DC by the promise that I would have three fine gentlemen helping me onto the Lincoln Memorial

Puh-leeeaase tell me you have a pic of you and “The Bronze Fonz” in Milwaukee!!!!

 

[Bry1313]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Anyways, I went off a ski jump on a toboggan sled (only slid down the last 60-70 feet or so…….still caught a lot of air……..a lot of air)

 

[hotoldrguy]

You ARE good at math.

https://excelesquire.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/no_math.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Literally nothing. I am above crass monies and pride. I only do unusual or dangerous things for lulz.

Then what have you done for laughs … please share.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

The only thing I can think of was the time I went skinny dipping with my now ex-husband and his friends. And then we took naked pics together to memorialize the occasion.

 

[Bry1313]

Does everyone else see how aggressive he is?

Post in thread 'Dedicate a song to a Litster.'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dedicate-a-song-to-a-litster.1592426/post-98821580

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://excelesquire.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/no_math.jpg

There’s always math when I’m around. And now I love @Bry1313 just a little more.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Then what have you done for laughs … please share.

I’m sorry, your daily allotment of incriminating questions has been used up. Please try again tomorrow.

 

[Bry1313]

There’s always math when I’m around. And now I love @Bry1313 just a little more.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xAvXxFwPgLUAAAAd/i-love-you.gif