Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Then what have you done for laughs … please share.

I will say, I’ve never broken a bone and one of my super powers is learning from other idiot’s mistakes.

 

[LupineOne]

Update, am currently making pita bread and completely ignoring my work station

I’ve got dessert going: double layer chocolate cake filled and frosted with chocolate ganache.
I’m being lazy about it though. It might take all morning at this rate

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I will say, I’ve never broken a bone and one of my super powers is learning from other idiot’s mistakes.

…OR you’re Bruce Willis in Unbreakable!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I will say, I’ve never broken a bone and one of my super powers is learning from other idiot’s mistakes.

I actually broke my hand once punching a wall The wall started it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve got dessert going: double layer chocolate cake filled and frosted with chocolate ganache.
I’m being lazy about it though. It might take all morning at this rate

That’s way more work than just letting the yeast do all the work of eating sugar and pooping out air.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You told me I was being too sensitive!

When?! I love how you're a sweet little baby.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Post in thread 'Dedicate a song to a Litster.'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dedicate-a-song-to-a-litster.1592426/post-98821580

 

[MissLabelled]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Someone paid me $100 to mock and humiliate him while he jerked it on snapchat. Easiest money I ever made, he was done under a minute!

 

[LupineOne]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

Best: It’s a toss up between this one caramel apple bourbon bread pudding or warm water lobster dipped in butter that I speared off the reef that morning.
Grossest: the one time in my life I had liver and onions.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

Ritz with spray cheese.

 

[morelikeasong]

Someone paid me $100 to mock and humiliate him while he jerked it on snapchat. Easiest money I ever made, he was done under a minute!

I’m on Snapchat. Send him my info

 

[LupineOne]

That’s way more work than just letting the yeast do all the work of eating sugar and pooping out air.

It’s better though

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m on Snapchat. Send him my info

I was hoping this would be a repeat occurrence but his account appears to be gone lol

 

[morelikeasong]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

Probably octopus. The texture is chewy and the suction cup things freaked me out.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Im stealing this

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

I'm too sweet and innocent to participate in dares or pranks

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm too sweet and innocent to participate in dares or pranks

So about that dildoboobcopter thing ...

 

[LupineOne]

Damn, a few of my van trips were noticed!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm too sweet and innocent to participate in dares or pranks

Where’s that lies gif that @Bry1313 always uses

 

[crazychemgirl]

Im stealing this

Samesies

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

I have put a loooot of things in my mouth

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have put a loooot of things in my mouth

previous butt-dick being the exception?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Alternately … what is the weirdest / grossest / best thing you’ve put in your mouth?

Fried brains.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm too sweet and innocent to participate in dares or pranks

@crazychemgirl Tenor always comes through



https://media1.tenor.com/m/w8Jv3rs2fPEAAAAC/lies-disbelief.gif