Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I can serve however I’m needed

You know what? I left out vers, kudos my dude

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do what? Drop L bombs? I do enjoy telling people I love them.

I love you.


I mean, you aren't wrong.

I rarely am. I mean, that I admit too.
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[UnquietDreams]

Retweet! Except I want them to be a service oriented top/dom and I want them to buy the food…
Is that so much to ask?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I hate them, too.

But I think my kids would complain if I didn't wear them. Although, that's why I'm in my robe a lot of the time. So I can be naked, warm, and covered enough so I don't scar my children.

I don't care what you wear as long as your happy, also. I forgot about the humans....
To be honest, unusually just wear my basketball shorts and something that covers the girls....
Season appropriate

 

[Amanda330]

I rarely am. I mean, that I admit too.
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[MissLabelled]

I'm a great listener
I love long walks on the beach
I can carry at least a bag of food, maybe two if I've had Wheaties or some HGH
I know how to open doors, enter a room, and not completely gawk at a half-naked woman. Depending on how hot, no promises on whether I drop the food or not. Order droppable food accordingly. Please

“We thank you for your interest in the servitude of MissLabelled. Due to the high number of applications, we will assess each individual candidates resumes. If you do not hear from us in 4 to 6 weeks, we thank you again for your application.”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hate them, too.

But I think my kids would complain if I didn't wear them. Although, that's why I'm in my robe a lot of the time. So I can be naked, warm, and covered enough so I don't scar my children.

Parenting is hard. But, there’s always like a 50/50 chance it became a funny story instead of a future therapists bill.

Maybe 25/75?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[UnquietDreams]

“We thank you for your interest in the servitude of MissLabelled. Due to the high number of applications, we will assess each individual candidates resumes. If you do not hear from us in 4 to 6 weeks, we thank you again for your application.”

Oh, I know this one.

"We thank you for your interest. You are a very qualified candidate, but we have decided to go in a different direction."

 

[Bry1313]

Donuts are ... Ok

But why eat a donut when there's better things out there, like a scone or a crossiant

I’m just seeing this now and I can only hope you are lying to everyone

 

[dawn_of_night]

Parenting is hard. But, there’s always like a 50/50 change it became a funny story instead of a future therapists bill.

Maybe 25/75?

I'm gonna go with 40/60

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, I know this one.

"We thank you for your interest. You are a very qualified candidate, but we have decided to go in a different direction."

I mean.... It's better than....

"Thanks for trying, but are you fucking kidding "

 

[UnquietDreams]

Parenting is hard. But, there’s always like a 50/50 change it became a funny story instead of a future therapists bill.

Maybe 25/75?

Oh it can be both. Absolutely.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean.... It's better than....

"Thanks for trying, but are you fucking kidding "

Well, it means the same thing...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

“We thank you for your interest in the servitude of MissLabelled. Due to the high number of applications, we will assess each individual candidates resumes. If you do not hear from us in 4 to 6 weeks, we thank you again for your application.”

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Parenting is hard. But, there’s always like a 50/50 chance it became a funny story instead of a future therapists bill.

Maybe 25/75?

Though, there’s also the chance that it becomes a story that they THINK is funny until they tell it to people who are like “oh no child, that’s a therapist’s bill”. That’s pretty awkward. Not that I uhmm know.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Parenting is hard. But, there’s always like a 50/50 chance it became a funny story instead of a future therapists bill.

Maybe 25/75?

And I'm betting it's a parents bill.... Not the child's.... Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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You wanna sign up for the class??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, it means the same thing...

True.
I used less words though .... Which was a profit to the company in two ways....
Ink saving and payroll of the time it took me to NOT write all the fluff....

The only fluffing that will be done in those department is behind the server room door....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You wanna sign up for the class??

Where TF do I sign?

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m very service oriented. Just saying

Are you going to send in your qualifications?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where TF do I sign?

 

[MissLabelled]

Update: the pants are off again.

 

[Jaws82]

Update: the pants are off again.

That's a good idea

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I just fell in love. Marry me?

And you'll take me on all your adventures? I can't think of anything I want more