Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lol
... it's more of a fat girl problem here.

You’re not fat … like by ANY stretch of the imagination

I am. By every stretch of my clothing. Not mad. It is what it is.

I am. It is what it is and I buy clothes that fit, but I’m still gonna be mad about it

 

[UnquietDreams]

I make scones sometimes. It's mostly butter. And more butter.

Scones can be awesome. I figure I stayed with my ex a total of 2 1/3 years longer because of her cinnamon scones. That good. I accept them as payment for services rendered.

Mostly killing spiders.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Okay. I normally don’t go “there” publicly because even as a old ass Gen X-er, I get triggered a bit by admitting I was not born as a woman, but feel like I was.

I have always been thin, and since I really don’t like most foods, never, ever, had a weight problem at all (except maybe being too thin). @Indie , you are so beautiful and sexy and perfectly shaped… it truly breaks my heart that you might let any negative thoughts enter your beautiful head regarding your body. The same is true of CCG, but I readily admit, I haven’t seen her as much.

I haven’t listened to “modern” music for decades, but the lyric from “All About That Bass” truly brings tears to my eyes because it is sooooo true… “'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top”.

Please! Ladies! You are so special and sexy and wonderful!!!

I love you, Brenda

 

[dawn_of_night]

Goddamn! I didn't know we could get paid for that!

... all those donuts I've fucked for free... what a waste.

I'll suck a banana .....you fuck the donut .... Fair trade?

 

[MissLabelled]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

I think I just fell in love. Marry me?

 

[lavendersilk]

Scones can be awesome. I figure I stayed with my ex a total of 2 1/3 years longer because of her cinnamon scones. That good. I accept them as payment for services rendered.

Mostly killing spiders.

Hmmm... let me try a reversal of sorts.

I can bake. I keep my spiders alive, no spider killing in my house... but you can do other things to for me as payment for my baked goods.

I'll move the clothes off the couch or we can share the bed.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Facts.


Short girl problems.


Raise your hand if you’ve almost gotten stuck in your top load washer?


*raises hand

Listen..... I'd rather not talk about it....
It's a traumatic experience every. Fucking. Time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everyone is welcome in my cabana... My cabana is an inclusive event. Lol

Inclusion is the best!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LPW2bUc9310rAsMegJ/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91yf8am2jbaix1d7adgrt0z8cd66rufh6d9paa1ui4&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re not fat … like by ANY stretch of the imagination

Fat’s not a bad word. It’s just all the bullshit connotations we add to it that make it so.

But I ain’t calling anyone anything neither.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fat’s not a bad word. It’s just all the bullshit connotations we add to it that make it so.

But I ain’t calling anyone anything neither.

This. I'm definitely a big girl. I don't love it, but I don't hate myself for it either.

 

[morelikeasong]

This. I'm definitely a big girl. I don't love it, but I don't hate myself for it either.

Love this!
I’m on a self love/acceptance journey, trying to set a better example for my daughter.

 

[Taegul]

Everyone is welcome in my cabana... My cabana is an inclusive event. Lol

Not sure if this is sexual innuendo or not but....I want to peek my head in your cabana, and then just dive right into your cabana. Like, hard.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Love this!
I’m on a self love/acceptance journey, trying to set a better example for my daughter.

Good moms are hot AF.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This. I'm definitely a big girl. I don't love it, but I don't hate myself for it either.

This is great. I did, for quite a while. I was a comfort eater in a bad relationship. Got out, got a better relationship with food, and I am trying to feel better. And part of that was stopping hating myself.

Oddly enough, part of that is posting in Chaos, which is still scary as fuck.

 

[Amanda330]

Not sure if this is sexual innuendo or not but....I want to peek my head in your cabana, and then just dive right into your cabana. Like, hard.

Do it.

 

[Amanda330]

This. I'm definitely a big girl. I don't love it, but I don't hate myself for it either.

It just means that you have beautiful feminine curves. You're gorgeous.

 

[BrendaBear]

It just means that you have beautiful feminine curves. You're gorgeous.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qkER6xRmbmcAAAAC/jennifer-lawrence-damn-straight.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

Facts.


Short girl problems.


Raise your hand if you’ve almost gotten stuck in your top load washer?


*raises hand

Tall man problems

Raise your hand if your pissed how low to the ground the front load washers are.

Raises hand so high you can’t touch it short people

 

[Mo_Bandy]

More bounce to the ounce I say.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

More bounce to the ounce I say.

Damn straight, my man.

 

[Amanda330]

Tall man problems

Raise your hand if your pissed how low to the ground the front load washers are.

Raises hand so high you can’t touch it short people

Rude.

How tall are you? Like... a climbable height? AFAF.

 

[MissLabelled]

Tall man problems

Raise your hand if your pissed how low to the ground the front load washers are.

Raises hand so high you can’t touch it short people

Is this one of those "you must be this tall to ride" type of things?

 

[Azuldrgon]

It just means that you have beautiful feminine curves. You're gorgeous.

I'm a big fan of a woman's curves.

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm a big fan of a woman's curves.

Me, I just love women. They're the best!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Me, I just love women. They're the best!

I totally agree.