Sex & Shenanigans

I’m thinking doggystyle is the way to go on a beach. That way, no one’s genitals are at risk of getting sand in them
Sand moves. Wind blows it. And anything...wet ... attracts it. There is always risk on the beach
Right? She forgot almonds, hazelnuts, macadamias, pecans…and FFS, peanuts are legumes!
That's why I didn't bring up peanuts. Peanuts are awesome. And sunflower seeds sit in an adjacent, yet still not a nut, niche.
Nowait…this is the answer
Yes, yes it is.
 
Lol
... it's more of a fat girl problem here. 😁

You’re not fat … like by ANY stretch of the imagination
Okay. I normally don’t go “there” publicly because even as a old ass Gen X-er, I get triggered a bit by admitting I was not born as a woman, but feel like I was.

I have always been thin, and since I really don’t like most foods, never, ever, had a weight problem at all (except maybe being too thin). @Indie , you are so beautiful and sexy and perfectly shaped… it truly breaks my heart that you might let any negative thoughts enter your beautiful head regarding your body. The same is true of CCG, but I readily admit, I haven’t seen her as much.

I haven’t listened to “modern” music for decades, but the lyric from “All About That Bass” truly brings tears to my eyes because it is sooooo true… “'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top”.

Please! Ladies! You are so special and sexy and wonderful!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
 
I don't have an airplane, but I do have a washing machine. Not to brag.
Rawr! 😻🐾

The only way I'm fucking someone on a beach is in one of those bed/loungers with the curtains around them. Lol
A cabana! Good idea

Sand moves. Wind blows it. And anything...wet ... attracts it. There is always risk on the beach

That's why I didn't bring up peanuts. Peanuts are awesome. And sunflower seeds sit in an adjacent, yet still not a nut, niche.

Yes, yes it is.
Not if we’re in Amanda’s cabana 😉
 
Okay. I normally don’t go “there” publicly because even as a old ass Gen X-er, I get triggered a bit by admitting I was not born as a woman, but feel like I was.

I have always been thin, and since I really don’t like most foods, never, ever, had a weight problem at all (except maybe being too thin). @Indie , you are so beautiful and sexy and perfectly shaped… it truly breaks my heart that you might let any negative thoughts enter your beautiful head regarding your body. The same is true of CCG, but I readily admit, I haven’t seen her as much.

I haven’t listened to “modern” music for decades, but the lyric from “All About That Bass” truly brings tears to my eyes because it is sooooo true… “'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top”.

Please! Ladies! You are so special and sexy and wonderful!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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100pc.
 
Facts.


Short girl problems.


Raise your hand if you’ve almost gotten stuck in your top load washer?


*raises hand

Lol
... it's more of a fat girl problem here. 😁

Seems more of a shortness thing. As I was, still kinda am, chunky and 6'5" and it's never been a problem for me. So I'm going with short.

You’re not fat … like by ANY stretch of the imagination

I second this motion.

Looks like the thread is headed right back into my favorite genre of porn!

Yippee ki yay!

I felt like I watched to much porn when that immediately popped into mind, but the fact you beat me to it makes me feel better. 🤣

That...was mean.

While I agree, Ron Swanson is a fair consolation.
 
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