Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think they were one of the characters you were compared to.

I may have just been rushing to get it over with

 

[Amanda330]

I may have just been rushing to get it over with

That is most likely the case. I relate.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I may have just been rushing to get it over with

This is very valid....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is most likely the case. I relate.

Innocent babies like us just shouldn’t be exposed to some parts of the internet

 

[lavendersilk]

Bonus points if you can get him to put the “clean” clothes on his bed away

I'm not worried about that... I doubt we would make it there.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm not worried about that... I doubt we would make it there.

Depends on how many flat spaces there are between the plane and the bed

 

[Amanda330]

Innocent babies like us just shouldn’t be exposed to some parts of the internet

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I may have just been rushing to get it over with

No, the end-results…

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not worried about that... I doubt we would make it there.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[dawn_of_night]

Anyone for Friday night tip(s)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m pretty sure based on the questions of the other test, the author has never seen another human being naked in the flesh before.

You know...
That makes a lot of sense now that you pointed it out.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would hope incest and bestiality are hard lines for everyone here, but the real question is what else are we willing to accept? STDs? Hard drugs? Criminal convictions? Paying for sex acts? Someone with a score of 5 had to have checked at least one of those things…

I posted my list. Paying for a sex act wasn't on the list (that at least would've pushed me to double digits), it was being paid for a sex act. (Edit: it is "paid or been paid for a sex act." Still no, but no extra point.)

I did try hard drugs as a teenager, including methamphetamine, which didn't hit any harder than any other speed. I tried a lot of different drugs, looking for something. Didn't find it there. Haven't had anything stronger than alcohol for about 40 years.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sorry your Friday is joyless. Hopefully these heathens cheer you up.

These tests weren't great, IMO

It’s only because I’m working throughout the weekend and have driven myself exhausted this week with stuff for the new program going live. But hey I get paid overtime for the weekend so some silver lining.

 

[Amanda330]

I posted my list. Paying for a sex act wasn't on the list (that at least would've pushed me to double digits), it was being paid for a sex act.

I did try hard drugs as a teenager, including methamphetamine, which didn't hit any harder than any other speed. I tried a lot of different drugs, looking for something. Didn't find it there. Haven't had anything stronger than alcohol for about 40 years.

Tbh I think my score is what it is because I got married at a very young age and skipped the experimental phase of life.

Also, what constitutes payment of a sex act? Gifts from your partner for anal? Because if that's the case then.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s only because I’m working throughout the weekend and have driven myself exhausted this week with stuff for the new program going live. But hey I get paid overtime for the weekend so some silver lining.

At least there's that. Gonna make it rain with those OT hours!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tbh I think my score is what it is because I got married at a very young age and skipped the experimental phase of life.

Also, what constitutes payment of a sex act? Gifts from your partner for anal? Because if that's the case then.

Marriage is weird

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Tbh I think my score is what it is because I got married at a very young age and skipped the experimental phase of life.

Yup, same here.

I've never tried any drug or smoked anything, but that has nothing to do with my sexual proclivities.

Marriage is weird

Not the word I'd use to describe it, but okay.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Though, maybe I’m blocking it out but o don’t recall an Alice in Wonderland question?

I scored an Alice

 

[lavendersilk]

I scored an Alice

My name isn't Alice, but I'll keep looking for wonderland...

...I'll see myself out.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bonus points if you can get him to put the “clean” clothes on his bed away

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[dawn_of_night]

I think the drugs would create less inhibitions causing scores to increase so that's why it was important to ask??
Idk

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tbh I think my score is what it is because I got married at a very young age and skipped the experimental phase of life.

Also, what constitutes payment of a sex act? Gifts from your partner for anal? Because if that's the case then.

Dammit... The only times I have done anal with a woman were at her request. And one did buy me pizza. Does that put me down to 8?

 

[UnquietDreams]

My name isn't Alice, but I'll keep looking for wonderland...

...I'll see myself out.

Go ask Alice...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dammit... The only times I have done anal with a woman were at her request. And one did buy me pizza. Does that put me down to 8?

Yes