Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only if it is a really clean one.

Doesn’t make it hotter knowing the things she’ll do are REALLY gonna just defile the clean tub?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Doesn’t make it hotter knowing the things she’ll do are REALLY gonna just defile the clean tub?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm 40.

Me too....

Oh wait.... You meant your score

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thought of you when the vacuum question came up on the kink test

Horses and vacuums. That’s my legacy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Horses and vacuums. That’s my legacy.

At the horse tranquilizer, I thought of you as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm 40.

If you ever want your horizons expanded, you know where I am...

 

[dawn_of_night]

If you ever want your horizons expanded, you know where I am...

Uhm....
Is that an open invitation

AFAF....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uhm....
Is that an open invitation

AFAF....

Did you see my purity test score?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you see my purity test score?

What that sponge bob or bugs bunny??
Or was that the 9?

Hell the 10 was enough to get my attention...
I could use a few more points taken of my score

 

[UnquietDreams]

What that sponge bob or bugs bunny??
Or was that the 9?

Hell the 10 was enough to get my attention...
I could use a few more points taken of my score

9.

According to the other test I'm not kinky, and it compared people to Donald Trump and Hitler, so I am discounting it for bad math and poor taste.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think we should take bets on which 5 it is... Since @UnquietDreams already told us his list

I think it might be one of those closest to without going under types of things…

I would hope incest and bestiality are hard lines for everyone here, but the real question is what else are we willing to accept? STDs? Hard drugs? Criminal convictions? Paying for sex acts? Someone with a score of 5 had to have checked at least one of those things…

Who are you? Bob Barker??

Don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets!

At the horse tranquilizer, I thought of you as well.

Look, @Lord Pmann may be a weirdo, but he does strike me as more of a gentleman. I bet he seduces his horses the old-fashioned way, without ketamine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

9.

According to the other test I'm not kinky, and it compared people to Donald Trump and Hitler, so I am discounting it for bad math and poor taste.

I’m pretty sure based on the questions of the other test, the author has never seen another human being naked in the flesh before.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hello shenanigans, what is everyone taking about today? This Friday brings me no joy so would be nice to read something interesting

Sorry your Friday is joyless. Hopefully these heathens cheer you up.

These tests weren't great, IMO

 

[lavendersilk]

If you ever want your horizons expanded, you know where I am...

You would be the furthest I've traveled for a hookup. But, it would be the best I'm sure.

 

[Amanda330]

I’m pretty sure based on the questions of the other test, the author has never seen another human being naked in the flesh before.

So who is into reptiles? I just really have some questions.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m pretty sure based on the questions of the other test, the author has never seen another human being naked in the flesh before.

But whoever wrote that test had some pretty interesting fantasies about Alice in Wonderland and Bugs Bunny

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So who is into reptiles? I just really have some questions.

I mean…yes…but also…that’s the first one that comes to mind? Is it because reptiles are real?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But whoever wrote that test had some pretty interesting fantasies about Alice in Wonderland and Bugs Bunny

I said what I said.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean…yes…but also…that’s the first one that comes to mind? Is it because reptiles are real?

Yes. And also the other ones... I do not want to discuss. Ever. *Shudder*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would hope incest and bestiality are hard lines for everyone here, but the real question is what else are we willing to accept? STDs? Hard drugs? Criminal convictions? Paying for sex acts? Someone with a score of 5 had to have checked at least one of those things…


Don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets!


Look, @Lord Pmann may be a weirdo, but he does strike me as more of a gentleman. I bet he seduces his horses the old-fashioned way, without ketamine

To be honest, I just think of him when anyone mentions a horse now...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. And also the other ones... I do not want to discuss. Ever. *Shudder*

You’re right. I should never doubt you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But whoever wrote that test had some pretty interesting fantasies about Alice in Wonderland and Bugs Bunny

Though, maybe I’m blocking it out but o don’t recall an Alice in Wonderland question?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You would be the furthest I've traveled for a hookup. But, it would be the best I'm sure.

Bonus points if you can get him to put the “clean” clothes on his bed away

Though, maybe I’m blocking it out but o don’t recall an Alice in Wonderland question?

It was the label on one of the results

 

[UnquietDreams]

But whoever wrote that test had some pretty interesting fantasies about Alice in Wonderland and Bugs Bunny

Wellllll....

 

[Amanda330]

Though, maybe I’m blocking it out but o don’t recall an Alice in Wonderland question?

I think they were one of the characters you were compared to.