Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Okay, for the record:

No cheating on Sig O in relationship
No convictions of crime
No convictions of felony
No sex in pool or hot tub
No STI test for reasonable fear
No STI
Not paid for a sex act
No Incest
No bestiality

I am inordinately pleased at number 4 on my list...I have standards, people!

And really? Methamphetamine on the same scale as heroin, PCP and horse tranquilizers? That isn't really fair either.

So what you’re saying is…we need to find a hot tub?

“Whateva! It’s my hot body, I’ll do what I want!” That used to be my ringtone.

I am so jealous. You got Cartman. That’s my favourite character in the world.




So I once watched a video on this from a pornstar who talked about this. They squirt water up there beforehand. It’s a trick! I was very shocked to learn that this porn industry isn’t the most honest.



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I didn’t!

I don’t agree with my score. I feel like my level of kink is moderate, at best. I read stuff on here and I’m scared for your souls. But I read my score and it’s higher than most people here. My porn watching history is very normal. I need vagrant to get here to make me feel less corrupt.

My Purity Score actually should’ve been 19 as I wasn’t paying attention to the 69 question (see how innocent I am?). And I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs. I am surprised where I landed here.

Thought of you when the vacuum question came up on the kink test

What do you think about rice with melted cheese on top?

Yuuuum

Even better: chili cheese rice!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So what you’re saying is…we need to find a hot tub?

You’re the best!

 

[dawn_of_night]

You’re the best!

Noooo, you are..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, but the problem with that is now I want goth lasagna AND real lasagna


That can go in the pumpkin tent
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It’s probably the drugs
The main sections I didn’t check were drug and tobacco use, getting arrested, incest, bestiality, etc. Explains why my kink score is higher than my purity score is low

Yeah, I am apparently not very kinky according to this. I stand looking down on all the kinky people from atop my single digit Purity Score...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's not a competition! ( Says anyone who is about to lose)

I scored 9...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I scored 9...

The lower the score, the less pure, right? So you're winning?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So what you’re saying is…we need to find a hot tub?

Only if it is a really clean one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The lower the score, the less pure, right? So you're winning?

I choose to think of it as not "less pure" but "more experienced."

 

[dawn_of_night]

Only if it is a really clean one.

Or brand new...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Noo, you are..

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

The lower the score, the less pure, right? So you're winning?

He’s in second place. @Broken_paladin scored a 5, but I have so many questions

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Ooh baby.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Your score is 57.17!
Your kinky equivalent is Bugs Bunny (upper 82-84%)

There is something wrong with this test.
I mean, I love how much of a smartass Bugs is, but this seems a tad high.

 

[dawn_of_night]

He’s in second place. @Broken_paladin scored a 5, but I have so many questions

I think we should take bets on which 5 it is... Since @UnquietDreams already told us his list

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Your score is 57.17!
Your kinky equivalent is Bugs Bunny (upper 82-84%)

There is something wrong with this test.
I mean, I love how much of a smartass Bugs is, but this seems a tad high.

Bugs was definitely a cross dresser, and probably *at least* bi-curious, considering how many men he’s kissed

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife switched to HS from middle school a couple years ago and would not agree. But she IS married to me so her judgement is questionable.

Strongly disagree. The worst day in the high school is better than the best day in the middle school. Middle schoolers demand constant attention - either from the teacher or from each other. High schoolers just want to be left alone. They're so much less trouble.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He’s in second place. @Broken_paladin scored a 5, but I have so many questions

I think it might be one of those closest to without going under types of things…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bugs was definitely a cross dresser, and probably *at least* bi-curious, considering how many men he’s kissed

And people say media doesn’t influence….hey…

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think it might be one of those closest to without going under types of things…

Who are you? Bob Barker??

 

[lavendersilk]

Does this mean that im the most innocent?

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I'm 40.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does this mean that im the most innocent?

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I’m 42

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m 42

Damn you. Go to the principals office!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think it might be one of those closest to without going under types of things…

Yeah, because I wasn't convicted...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Damn you. Go to the principals office!

Yes ma’am.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm 40.

You don't look a day over 25, Miss Purple.