Sex & Shenanigans
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UnquietDreams
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Okay, for the record:Phew. Glad that’s not me.
No cheating on Sig O in relationship
No convictions of crime
No convictions of felony
No sex in pool or hot tub
No STI test for reasonable fear
No STI
Not paid for a sex act
No Incest
No bestiality
I am inordinately pleased at number 4 on my list...I have standards, people!
And really? Methamphetamine on the same scale as heroin, PCP and horse tranquilizers? That isn't really fair either.
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Amanda330
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Have so much fun!!!
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This begs the question - is time travel possible? How could you test the limit of how many times you could have premarital sex before your future husband would know? So many questions......
BrendaBear
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Wow… I think I still have the least slutty score yet… I am amazed y’all put up with me.Well, I'm sheltered apparently.
In my defense, quite a few things I WANT to do on that list that have been shot down.
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Now… where did I leave my tippy cup with my juice?
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Wait... Mary Fucking Poppins??? I am way less kinky... the MARY POPPINS???
I might need to go sit in a corner and cry for a while... then have some cookies and milk....
That should have been one of the questions:
How much does crying while sitting in a corner having cookies and milk get you?
If you gave it the top score, it may have improved your score significantly.
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Was Hitler kinky? What did Eva Braun say?
Amanda330
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That wow was earned.
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I'm not sure how one should feel if their kinkiness is compared to Hitler. I guess that weird moustache was suspicious.
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OUCH!! Or I hope they had a safe word.
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OUCH!! Or I hope they had a safe word.
I can't even begin to imagine what their safe word would have been. I think I'm actually a little frightened.
BrendaBear
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Clearly, it was Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
UnquietDreams
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That is so hot. If you find it hot saying that while you are crying in the corner with milk and cookies, it raises your score to 37.26. That is a kinky equivalent to Eleanor Roosevelt.
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I'd rathet be compared to Hitler if I'm being honest.I also found this which focuses more on kink and fetish. This is the mini version which still took me some time. There’s a long version which says it would take 20-40 min. I don’t have time for that
Post your score? If you dare…
Mini Kink Test
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Oh, you poor, sweet child.
SalaciousMonkey22
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Why would they do this?
lavendersilk
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No clue. And just to be clear... I'm not a Hitler fan. But, one is dead and the other is still alive...
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I, for one, did not require the clarification. But it is the internet so wise.
UnquietDreams
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I'm kinda liking that test less and less.
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My Mink Test Score: 67.68- I am the Genie from Aladdin
This question made me laugh. Do they really think Jesus is a fictional character?
https://ricepurity.github.io/thresherOfficial.png
I think the rest of you are all heathens.
This question made me laugh. Do they really think Jesus is a fictional character?
https://ricepurity.github.io/thresherOfficial.png
Your score:
20
I think the rest of you are all heathens.
crazychemgirl
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Here’s a little Friday diddy for you
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But the real question is have you ever thought about fucking him?My Mink Test Score: 67.68- I am the Genie from Aladdin
This question made me laugh. Do they really think Jesus is a fictional character?
https://ricepurity.github.io/thresherOfficial.png
Your score:
20
I think the rest of you are all heathens.
