Sex & Shenanigans

[Series 6]

My score:

Your score is 32.06!
Your kinky equivalent is Spongebob Squarepants (lower 38-40%)

I'm not sure what this says about me. Does this mean I have to leave Literotica?

When I see a laughing emoji response, I already know I've shamed myself. Please don't exile me...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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You did too .., don’t lie.

It was longer than five seconds.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Edit:
It’s asking if you’ve done 69 because it’s #69

So....9.

So this is like golf, right?

You are officially the least pure of the bunch. No more innocence claims from you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

THAT’s what that was all about!!?!? I should not agree to things while drunk.

Oh, yes, you should.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m as shocked as you. I fully expected a zero.

#hoelife

@NRJLIVES4ever knows what I mean

Now I feel targeted.

But I didn't get a 0.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You are officially the least pure of the bunch. No more innocence claims from you.

You take meth once and they never forget.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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My wife refused to entertain the idea of buying this with me, because, she said, and I quote, “I’d kill you.”

Probably. And she’d probably easily make it look like an accident.

https://theoldhouselife.com/2024/04/23/smith-point-lighthouse-circa-1897-in-virginia-450000/

Off to Zillow!

 

[MissLabelled]

You take meth once and they never forget.

I never inhaled!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are officially the least pure of the bunch. No more innocence claims from you.

He clearly is the leader of the hoelife

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, yes, you should.

Shut it.

 

[Bry1313]

Well fuck.

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I beat you?

 

[Series 6]

Now I feel targeted.

But I didn't get a 0.

Is a "0" even possible? I'm thinking you get points for providing your age. It's like the SAT's, you get points for giving your name.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m as shocked as you. I fully expected a zero.

#hoelife

@NRJLIVES4ever knows what I mean

If you got a zero, we’d have had to have had a long talk

 

[MissLabelled]

If you got a zero, we’d have had to have had a long talk

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Could be the reason they were arrested.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I never inhaled!

I did.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you got a zero, we’d have had to have had a long talk

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Yeah I guess not many people get zero.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah I guess not many people get zero.

Honestly I’m concerned about <10……..looks over at @UnquietDreams

 

[MissLabelled]

Alright, I should start getting ready for my evening. I need to shave, sharpen my teeth, pick an outfit, pack a bag with goodies. The usual.

Talk to you all soon!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Finally back home on my couch. Couch gets me. Couch is my friend.

The funniest thing about middle schoolers is that you can hear them talk shit to each other all damn day long, then they get to play basketball in 9th period gym class and you watch 80 of them make a combined 2 buckets over 44 minutes.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Now I feel targeted.

But I didn't get a 0.

I mean.... That's .... Ho!

 

[morelikeasong]

Honestly I’m concerned about <10……..looks over at @UnquietDreams

Phew. Glad that’s not me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright, I should start getting ready for my evening. I need to shave, sharpen my teeth, pick an outfit, pack a bag with goodies. The usual.

Talk to you all soon!

Have fun!!!! Make good memories!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honestly I’m concerned about <10……..looks over at @UnquietDreams

 

[dawn_of_night]