Sex & Shenanigans

[GSDom]

But we gotta wear our big girl panties or not

Says who? Maybe big girls go commando! You ever think about that?? Huh?

 

[GSDom]

Honestly, I am so sorry. That's depressing. You should go back to bed. Lol

And take all of us with her? Is that what you’re saying? Huh? Huh??

 

[vagrantx]

Spoonfull's at a time...

Like a grapefruit?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I can’t believe it’s still snowing … like actually. And people wonder why we pay arm and a leg to live in Vancouver

It was bone dry the whole week, even had some fire up north and yesterday it rained and we all got happy and this was zero expected

 

[AuntieDisco]

Honestly, I am so sorry. That's depressing. You should go back to bed. Lol

Yeah I’ll call in for a mental health day

 

[MissLabelled]

Am I the only person here that wonders what Tig’s boobs sound like?

I want to believe that every Voca she’s ever posted are actually recordings of her boobs talking.

 

[GSDom]

Yeah I’ll call in for a mental health day

Speaking of which, and this is how my mind works….can we get legislation for Sexual Health days?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I’m not even joking that this statement made my brain flip. Like this is a thing? With May around the corner? The gelatin ketchup isn’t any weirder to me.

Stop chattering and help me find my gloves and toque or what you folks call a beanie?

 

[GSDom]

I want to believe that every Voca she’s ever posted are actually recordings of her boobs talking.

That’s actually a great perspective. They certainly have a lot to say!

 

[Bry1313]

No one…. I repeat… no one wants 2 of me.

You have to deal with 2 of me, 2 of you might be fun.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maybe don't plant your cucumbers if you live anywhere near @AuntieDisco. But for those of us in warmer climes, I hope you've arranged for your naked young man for tomorrow's planting.

 

[Bry1313]

What the actual fuck! It’s snowing! It was supposed to rain today! I even put away all my boots this week

Sometimes it snooooows in April……sometimes I feel so sad……

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stop chattering and help me find my gloves and toque or what you folks call a beanie?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah I’ll call in for a mental health day

So..uhm….errr…what are the gloves for then?

 

[Amanda330]

So..uhm….errr…what are the gloves for then?

Murder.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's been awhile. How does lunch time look tomorrow?

Yes. I'll bring the dick

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sometimes it snooooows in April……sometimes I feel so sad……

Sometimes it's 80 degrees

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Murder.

Can’t really say I’m surprised. I bet her murder gloves are all matchy matchy too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sometimes it snooooows in April……sometimes I feel so sad……

Sometimes I wish that life was never ending....And all good things, they say, never last....

 

[Amanda330]

Can’t really say I’m surprised. I bet her murder gloves are all matchy matchy too.

Probably. I could totally see that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably. I could totally see that.

Yeah, “could”.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sometimes I wish that life was never ending....And all good things, they say, never last....

You stay away from my man!

 

[Bry1313]

Sometimes it's 80 degrees

68 here, 80 is too hot for April

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

68 here, 80 is too hot for April

You’re even adorable when you’re wrong.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

68 here, 80 is too hot for April

Why were you complaining then? It's actually a high of 74 today