Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hey yall…. How are my fuckers and fuckettes doing

It's a dog eat dog world and there's a steak in my back pocket.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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CALM DOWN!!!

 

[AuntieDisco]

It's a dog eat dog world and there's a steak in my back pocket.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I the only person here that wonders what Tig’s boobs sound like?

I’d have been far too mortified to listen. But as I imagine them now I think they sound sorta like a cross between my Thermodynamics prof and my Economic History one.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You would have loved me in high-school, I catch you staring, I'd squeeze my boobs with my upper arms and make my cleavage talk to you

Ventriloquist... just when you couldn't get any hotter..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey yall…. How are my fuckers and fuckettes doing

Odd. Today would have been my 30th wedding anniversary. I am in an eminently better place, in almost every way, than I was before the divorce a year ago, but it makes for a strange day. 30 fucking years is 30 fucking years, after all. I don't hate my ex -- I still love her in some capacity -- I am just far happier without her.

Also, I was told by several people who have gone through something similar that this would be a painful day. It is not, and I am not sure how I feel about that either..

So...odd.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Great movie!!!!


“I like pizza”

I like the scene where 1 has, two, three, and four together and they've all slept with the wife but him... The One.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, that's absolutely not true ...

Trust me…. I’m better in small doses

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Am I the only person here that wonders what Tig’s boobs sound like?

Probably Morgan Freeman...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Am I the only person here that wonders what Tig’s boobs sound like?

I thinking it was more of a siren song....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Trust me…. I’m better in small doses

Spoonfull's at a time...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Odd. Today would have been my 30th wedding anniversary. I am in an eminently better place, in almost every way, than I was before the divorce a year ago, but it makes for a strange day. 30 fucking years is 30 fucking years, after all. I don't hate my ex -- I still love her in some capacity -- I am just far happier without her.

Also, I was told by several people who have gone through something similar that this would be a painful day. It is not, and I am not sure how I feel about that either..

So...odd.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

But are you singing at the top of your lungs to wherever you are?

I mean... "Livin' on a Prayer" came on the radio this morning, and that's kind of the national anthem of New Jersey. So, yeah, kinda.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning!

Hey Monkey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Trust me…. I’m better in small doses

What molarity you talking?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

obnoxiously chipper

No. Such. Thing. *

*YMMV I’m not very good at reading social cues.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Kick out the jams!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Odd. ..

So...odd.

not to make light of what truly must be a fraught day for you.

But based on what we all know about you, this particular adjective does not make it unusual.

 

[AuntieDisco]

What the actual fuck! It’s snowing! It was supposed to rain today! I even put away all my boots this week

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the actual fuck! It’s snowing! It was supposed to rain today! I even put away all my boots this week

I’m not even joking that this statement made my brain flip. Like this is a thing? With May around the corner? The gelatin ketchup isn’t any weirder to me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not even joking that this statement made my brain flip. Like this is a thing? With May around the corner? The gelatin ketchup isn’t any weirder to me.

No, gelatin ketchup is still weirder.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m not even joking that this statement made my brain flip. Like this is a thing? With May around the corner? The gelatin ketchup isn’t any weirder to me.

Welcome to Canada, eh

 

[crazychemgirl]

What the actual fuck! It’s snowing! It was supposed to rain today! I even put away all my boots this week

I can’t believe it’s still snowing … like actually. And people wonder why we pay arm and a leg to live in Vancouver

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not even joking that this statement made my brain flip. Like this is a thing? With May around the corner? The gelatin ketchup isn’t any weirder to me.

Gelatin ketchup what?

 

[Amanda330]

What the actual fuck! It’s snowing! It was supposed to rain today! I even put away all my boots this week

Honestly, I am so sorry. That's depressing. You should go back to bed. Lol