Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I have no guilt. My adoration of you has never wavered for a millisecond. Or milliliter? Milliwatt? Whichever.

I love the way you words.

 

[BrendaBear]

For anyone else, I’d use full condescension, but since we are still getting to know each other around here, slight seemed best.

Do you use one of the old school condescension scales to weigh it or go by a more modern computerized condescension calculator? I suppose just 'seat of the pants' condescension is fine too. Just curious about your technique.

 

[Amanda330]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IrYbbn5TdU4AAAAC/holly-office.gif

Mhmm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Bry1313 is ALWAYS around to tell you what you are doing wrong … it’s like his superpower.

In his defense, it’s very difficult being as awesome as he is.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ofh96ekacuJEc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q642myj0577pg1umvbajobegmhjb0fc0dp37kier&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

Do you use one of the old school condescension scales to weigh it or go by a more modern computerized condescension calculator? I suppose just 'seat of the pants' condescension is fine too. Just curious about your technique.

It’s more of an art to me, not a science. You can’t measure it, you just know it’s there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love the way you words.

Happy words me you.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 is ALWAYS around to tell you what you are doing wrong … it’s like his superpower.

This is full condescension

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s more of an art to me, not a science. You can’t measure it, you just know it’s there.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaDNjbGVubjV6bTV4YjRlZmh0YmF3cm1pNGJ3czNvbTBlMHJsejJudiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/gjxEkBsQCqvwLXYCm6/giphy.gif

 

[Amanda330]

It’s more of an art to me, not a science. You can’t measure it, you just know it’s there.

Mhmm.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love the way you words.

Speaking of words....
Does anyone want to be included in smut writing with friends?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And this … is @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s superpower … anytime … in any thread .. any way he can… the below happens

*insert cheesy joke here

This and blinking my eyes in photos.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This and blinking my eyes in photos.

I don’t miss the days of red-eye

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is full condescension

But am I wrong though?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t miss the days of red-eye

The incidence of demon hunters showing up your porch is down like what 87%?

 

[Bry1313]

In his defense, it’s very difficult being as awesome as he is.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ofh96ekacuJEc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q642myj0577pg1umvbajobegmhjb0fc0dp37kier&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xRhQ3GbMeHcAAAAC/twinpeaks-plotting.gif

 

[Bry1313]

But am I wrong though?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SPK9eO-kyWcAAAAC/star-wars-admiral-ackbar.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

The incidence of demon hunters showing up your porch is down like what 87%?

I’m surprised I have any photos of myself at all from yonder year … pale, blonde, green eyes… I was constantly mistaken for a demon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And this … is @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s superpower … anytime … in any thread .. any way he can… the below happens

*insert cheesy joke here

Wait..:to be crisp this is a super HERO power right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SPK9eO-kyWcAAAAC/star-wars-admiral-ackbar.gif

You’re just lucky I don’t save receipts like some people.

 

[Amanda330]

I’m surprised I have any photos of myself at all from yonder year … pale, blonde, green eyes… I was constantly mistaken for a demon.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l4JyUBl6vn9Yfkn0k/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wsdvxug09ldjevuq9wecm38nl888j13suszrt39o&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait..:to be crisp this is a super HERO power right?

Yes… yes it is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m surprised I have any photos of myself at all from yonder year … pale, blonde, green eyes… I was constantly mistaken for a demon.

Go on….

https://media4.giphy.com/media/LWTSA9EveFnqw/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ptjzftl2ptmmtw1r6rue7uu36slayvg6fdjmuqxw&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Go on….

https://media4.giphy.com/media/LWTSA9EveFnqw/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ptjzftl2ptmmtw1r6rue7uu36slayvg6fdjmuqxw&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Is that from the Parent Trap ??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait..:to be crisp this is a super HERO power right?

Unlike @Bry1313 who definitely uses his superpowers for evil.