Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Thank you, Brenda. I appreciate, as always, your sage advice. Also, I’d be grateful if you helped me hide my deceit.

I won't be calling or messaging dudelwhompus, so you're fine.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

4 or 5 people? I'm quite sure it was more than that.

I was being generous. The more people the lower the bar for me to clear.

You're just jealous of how cool @Lmizzler is...

No. Wait... that's not it at all... you have no reason to be jealous of anyone... so you're just trying for another spanking!!!

Awwwwww this is so sweet.

But I still want a spanking. Please and thank you.

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[BrendaBear]

I mean, you'll need to update your state of residence for tax purposes. And in my line of work, any residence movement is required to be reported to the federal government.

He hasn't done it yet, so he's fine.

And I read that as "...the feral government..." True story... pretty accurate too.

 

[Amanda330]

I was being generous. I the more people the lower the bar for me to clear.


Awwwwww this is so sweet.

But I still want a spanking. Please and thank you.

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I want to smack the hiney...

 

[__Nathan1968]

So like a "lay of omission" where you don't mention your married?

Is a lie of emission where the dude swears he didn’t ejaculate inside the woman?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want to smack the hiney...

That’s what it’s there for.

 

[Amanda330]

That’s what it’s there for.

Can I bite it, too?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Changed my tagline. Really wish "My cock is community property" would fit in the tag line space, but it's too long. @OrdinaryPerson knows what I'm talking about right?

I thought your deeyek was mine as First Wife...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I bite it, too?

That’s what it’s there for.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Today was far more exhausting than I was anticipating.
I forgot I'd have classes with middle schoolers.
They make things not fun.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Today was far more exhausting than I was anticipating.
I forgot I'd have classes with middle schoolers.
They make things not fun.

Can confirm. Glad you made it out alive.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In and of itself I feel okay about my dick. The rest of me is the problem. Like my midsection. And my shitty personality.

You must be fishing for compliments like CCG this morning...
My compliment is that... your dick is fine...
But the rest of you is even better. Your whole body is beautiful, from the tip of your colorful hair to the bottom of your dick (I dont think I've seen any further south but I'll assume your legs and feet are also fab). You are funny and one of the nicest people I've come to know on Lit. You have a sexy AF voice and the cutest, most mischievous smile. You are adorable with your passion for music and all your guitar babies. And I like you so you must not be shitty at all.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You must be fishing for compliments like CCG this morning...
My compliment is that... your dick is fine...
But the rest of you is even better. Your whole body is beautiful, from the tip of your colorful hair to the bottom of your dick (I dont think I've seen any further south but I'll assume your legs and feet are also fab). You are funny and one of the nicest people I've come to know on Lit. You have a sexy AF voice and the cutest, most mischievous smile. You are adorable with your passion for music and all your guitar babies. And I like you so you must not be shitty at all.

Awwwww

Totally wasn't intending to fish lol but this is all beautiful, thank you very much✌

 

[Taegul]

Ok so what is one thing you have lied about in the past … ??

Tell me a story shenanigang

I'll admit that right here on Lit, I used to tell people that I looked like a young Brad Pitt. I admit that it was most certainly a lie.

I look more like a 40 year old Brad Pitt. I still feel so much shame for my deceit...

 

[Bry1313]

No, that would be milliliters

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[Bry1313]

Where’s that dad joke gif??

Sorry, I was busy the last few hours, rectified.

 

[Amanda330]

I'll admit that right here on Lit, I used to tell people that I looked like a young Brad Pitt. I admit that it was most certainly a lie.

I look more like a 40 year old Brad Pitt. I still feel so much shame for my deceit...

Wow. I can't believe you don't look like a young Brad Pitt. My heart is broken forever.

And my cock pocket is, too.

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry, I was busy the last few hours, rectified.

Must have been really hungry at lunch today...

 

[Taegul]

Wow. I can't believe you don't look like a young Brad Pitt. My heart is broken forever.

And my cock pocket is, too.

I have no excuse for my deception. All I can do is say "sorry", and accept my spanking punishment with courage.

 

[Amanda330]

I have no excuse for my deception. All I can do is say "sorry", and accept my spanking punishment with courage.

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[hotoldrguy]

Must have been really hungry at lunch today...

 

[Taegul]

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Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll admit that right here on Lit, I used to tell people that I looked like a young Brad Pitt. I admit that it was most certainly a lie.

I look more like a 40 year old Brad Pitt. I still feel so much shame for my deceit...

Brad Pitt is my hall pass…just saying

 

[Amanda330]

Thank you ma'am, may I have another?

You can have as many as you want, babe.

 

[Taegul]

You can have as many as you want, babe.

Promises, promises.