Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Don’t blame me. It’s @OrdinaryPerson and her cock of lies

Send pics as proof and we'll believe you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

cock of lies

The worst legendary treasure in WOW

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No, that would be milliliters

I laughed out loud. So much

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t blame me. It’s @OrdinaryPerson and her cock of lies

I was so confused cause I accidentally put you on ignore and I thought you were tagging me to show me that you had me on ignore

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that your pic? It's so tiny, we can't see anything?

 

[Lmizzler]

Send pics as proof and we'll believe you.

I was so confused cause I accidentally put you on ignore and I thought you were tagging me to show me that you had me on ignore

https://media4.giphy.com/media/tkiBMGFTi98f6/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952cefsfkw8fxa037w01fzlo5s8rtqovmdmse170ku7&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Lmizzler]

Is that your pic? It's so tiny, we can't see anything?

Who are you talking to?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who are you talking to?

You, obviously

 

[BrendaBear]

Who are you talking to?

...and in my head I hear "you! You just made a 'yummy' sound."

I might have seen that movie too many times.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, that would be milliliters

Where’s that dad joke gif??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyway, I’m a physicist, we’re either below micrometer or at the parsec scale. mm are for engineers and shit.

I’m with you there… these mouth breathers can’t even comprehend the sizes we deal with.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t blame me. It’s @OrdinaryPerson and her cock of lies

Lmao … new sex term unlocked for trans / lesbian folk.


“Are you ready?”

“No, no don’t do it”

“I said!! Are you ready?”

“I swear to fuck I’m gonna put my clothes back on”

“HERE COMES THE COCK OF LIES!!!!!”

***gets dressed and leaves

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m with you there… these mouth breathers can’t even comprehend the sizes we deal with.

wait... you don't breath through your mouth? Do you have gills?? I never noticed that in the pics... but maybe the spoon was in the way?

 

[crazychemgirl]

wait... you don't breath through your mouth? Do you have gills?? I never noticed that in the pics... but maybe the spoon was in the way?

Chemists breathe through solvent … it’s a special talent.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why am I like this?

 

[curious_me]

I have a new hero to look up to now... Thank you for sharing. She's also amazingly gorgeous.

Are we talking about measurements again? Between CCG grapefruit and this scintillating talk about measurements I'm worried what shenanigans is turning into...

I personally blame @Lmizzler

....more shenanigans?

 

[curious_me]

Why am I like this?

You mean... wonderful?

You were born that way.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Lmao … new sex term unlocked for trans / lesbian folk.


“Are you ready?”

“No, no don’t do it”

“I said!! Are you ready?”

“I swear to fuck I’m gonna put my clothes back on”

“HERE COMES THE COCK OF LIES!!!!!”

***gets dressed and leaves

Is there a distinction between a cock of lies and a cock of wishful exaggeration? AFAF.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why am I like this?

Because this is awesome.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m with you there… these mouth breathers can’t even comprehend the sizes we deal with.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oFzmkkwfOGlzZ0gxi/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7xvdy03howrmtlgxdmgkp3ezg4j49axzwdt0uizs0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Amanda330]

Why am I like this?

Like... Awesome and funny?

 

[MissLabelled]

Where’s that dad joke gif??

I'm shocked! Shocked!

 

[BrendaBear]

Why am I like this?

Because you are so overflowing with awesome that there isn't any other way for you to be?

 

[UnquietDreams]

There’s an obvious solution here: CCG just needs to wear her lab goggles while eating her grapefruit

You are wise! I have used lab goggles when prepping a lot on onions as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Goddammit Mizzler! No more metric conversion talk!

That is Hot Metric Conversion Talk, thank you.