Sex & Shenanigans

*sigh* I love you. And I hate to uhm actually you of all people…but the joke is that footlongs were more like 11 inches. Men do be exaggerating in all things 😉

Also, never give me a pass. Spank me every single time.
Wait... Are you mansplaining that men exaggerate?

As if we didn't already know.

Every goddamn time a man takes his pants off.
 
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