Sex & Shenanigans

Why am I like this?
I don't eat ass like the below so I can't say that it's an objectively good way to be. Except, I never want you to ever change.

You mean... wonderful?

You were born that way.

Because this is awesome.

Like... Awesome and funny?

Because you are so overflowing with awesome that there isn't any other way for you to be? 🥰 🥰 🥰
 
Well technically, it would be more 1/3 of a meter. I know you're not used to working with big numbers so I'll give it a pass this time.
*sigh* I love you. And I hate to uhm actually you of all people…but the joke is that footlongs were more like 11 inches. Men do be exaggerating in all things 😉

Also, never give me a pass. Spank me every single time.
 
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