Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

The worst legendary treasure in WOW

I laughed out loud to that for far too long.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Guys, I have a new idol…
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Me too!

Why am I like this

Because of all the solvents?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why am I like this?

Because you breathe through solvent.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Because you breathe through solvent.

Ha! Beat you to it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why am I like this?

I don't eat ass like the below so I can't say that it's an objectively good way to be. Except, I never want you to ever change.

You mean... wonderful?

You were born that way.

Because this is awesome.

Like... Awesome and funny?

Because you are so overflowing with awesome that there isn't any other way for you to be?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is Hot Metric Conversion Talk, thank you.

I was gonna say no such thing but then I recalled the Hot Excel talk…so I’ll allow for it.

 

[MissLabelled]

Finally remembered to do my taxes today and I feel like a baller, getting a $35 refund! That's like $7.50 in the US!

Living large now, so long suckers!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't eat ass like the below so I can't say that it's an objectively good way to be. Except, I never want you to ever change.

You love us and our ass eating.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don't eat ass like the below so I can't say that it's an objectively good way to be. Except, I never want you to ever change.

What's wrong with eating ass?

You love us and our ass eating.

I'm feeling kink shamed.

 

[MissLabelled]

Finally remembered to do my taxes today and I feel like a baller, getting a $35 refund! That's like $7.50 in the US!

Living large now, so long suckers!

Ok I'm back. I'm broke, blew the whole thing on a footlong.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't eat ass like the below ...

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDJyb3EyeWswMW02cXpmdm1nbGt1ZWpuaHZuNDk0eW1qaW83OTI1NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/XD2zBIBnfJwNZTJ8pG/giphy.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok I'm back. I'm broke, blew the whole thing on a footlong.

I thought you got rid of that thing?

 

[MissLabelled]

I thought you got rid of that thing?

I usually only like it when I make those jokes but fucking well done

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok I'm back. I'm broke, blew the whole thing on a footlong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's wrong with eating ass?


I'm feeling kink shamed.

I know right? What would @Indie say?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok I'm back. I'm broke, blew the whole thing on a footlong.

Don’t you mean a quarter meter?

 

[MissLabelled]

What? He has the best rates in town!

 

[Amanda330]

I don't eat ass like the below so I can't say that it's an objectively good way to be. Except, I never want you to ever change.

Except you totally just did.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/Lq1U75pMjdiaIjT8km/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529i52urdwl57d0yz6lu1rmnvo1t1cz19mlqpz0xby&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I usually only like it when I make those jokes but fucking well done

I was really hoping it would land as intended, very relieved it did.

 

[MissLabelled]

Don’t you mean a quarter meter?

Well technically, it would be more 1/3 of a meter. I know you're not used to working with big numbers so I'll give it a pass this time.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh... you meant particles not.... yeah...

Well technically, it would be more 1/3 of a meter. I know you're not used to working with big numbers so I'll give it a pass this time.

 

[BrendaBear]

Except you totally just did.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/Lq1U75pMjdiaIjT8km/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529i52urdwl57d0yz6lu1rmnvo1t1cz19mlqpz0xby&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

OMG! I love this gif!!!! I haven't seen it before, but she is soooo cool!!!
(Not that I have any idea who she is)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well technically, it would be more 1/3 of a meter. I know you're not used to working with big numbers so I'll give it a pass this time.

*sigh* I love you. And I hate to uhm actually you of all people…but the joke is that footlongs were more like 11 inches. Men do be exaggerating in all things

Also, never give me a pass. Spank me every single time.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Finally remembered to do my taxes today and I feel like a baller, getting a $35 refund! That's like $7.50 in the US!

Living large now, so long suckers!

I owed $4,800. That’s like

Canadian.

 

[MissLabelled]

*sigh* I love you. And I hate to uhm actually you of all people…but the joke is that footlongs were more like 11 inches. Men do be exaggerating in all things

Well shit