Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

That’s one tiny dick

Well you don't have one..... or so you have us believing....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well you don't have one..... or so you have us believing....

I mean … it’s detachable.. does that count?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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At least they didn't make it white cheese...

 

[LupineOne]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

Hey, grapefruit is good shit.
It does take a bit of practice, so it’s best done after coffee

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey, grapefruit is good shit.
It does take a bit of practice, so it’s best done after coffee

I always eat breakfast before coffee … ulcer stuff.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I mean … it’s detachable.. does that count?

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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There goes that resume bullet point...

 

[crazychemgirl]

@LupineOne

 

[crazychemgirl]

My morning ️ is not doing it’s morning coffee thing

 

[vagrantx]

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@LupineOne

10. Challenge them to a dance battle

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[LupineOne]

I always eat breakfast before coffee … ulcer stuff.

And said ulcer isn’t throwing a hissy fit at the grapefruit?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And said ulcer isn’t throwing a hissy fit at the grapefruit?

It seems not … lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

Did you salt it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you salt it?

No? Is that how you get the pieces out easier??

 

[LupineOne]

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@LupineOne

Those belly rubs though
*thumps tail*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here’s a post just to antagonize @SalaciousMonkey22 and @Whiskeyjack

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Here’s a post just to antagonize @SalaciousMonkey22 and @Whiskeyjack

I'm not mad.
Just disappointed.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No? Is that how you get the pieces out easier??

Oh. No. That's a hot water bath....
The salt is to bring out the flavor

 

[GSDom]

Good morning, folks!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Seriously I did not realize Grapefruits were all that challenging for folks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seriously I did not realize Grapefruits were all that challenging for folks.

Lol … it’s just more annoying than I figured to get all the little pieces out of the the holes … juices squirting everywhere…

It’s a lot for 4:30 in the morning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. No. That's a hot water bath....
The salt is to bring out the flavor

Oh … I had a bit of honey with it and Greek yogurt. Plus a chia seed blend which also has “hearts” in it … I dunno. Maybe I’m a werewolf too.