Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

I can think of nothing worse

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can think of nothing worse

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hm...
Pics or it didn't happen???
I mean in my personal opinion I think there should be a test....
Hands on, oral and essay.... Test....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hm...
Pics or it didn't happen???
I mean in my personal opinion I think there should be a test....
Hands on, oral and essay.... Test....

I'm going to need more than just pics.
Multiple sources of validation.
Scalable and relatable.
This is sex science on the line. We have to do this properly.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Of course how silly of me....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to need more than just pics.
Multiple sources of validation.
Scalable and relatable.
This is sex science on the line. We have to do this properly.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers see you on Monday !

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dirty, always the dirty one.


Yeah they do.


The more I read from you, the more I relate to you. I don't know how I feel about that.


I would have loved Zion, but it was far too touristy and paved for my liking. I was disappointed. There were buses and thousands of people everywhere.

I have a true story about my ASD son falling off the edge and down one of the slopes of the gravel. One of the scariest moments of my life. He didn't even have a scratch. Lucky little shit.

Black Canyon of the Gunnison is probably one of my favorites, and it's so underrated. It was absolutely stunning.

Grand Staircase Escalante was outstanding and it was great because NO ONE goes there, not even rangers. Highly recommend making your way through the slot canyons.

So in the meat world, about half of the population identifies as some form of meat, and about half of the population identifies as some form of pocket. Among the meats, there are many different races: Hot Italian sausage, Polish sausage, kielbasa, bratwurst, andouille, chorizo, chicken apple, frankfurter, hot links, breakfast sausage, even Li’l Smokies and the humble Vienna Sausage. The pockets are equally diverse, including, but not limited to: hot pockets, pita pockets, hot dog buns, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, tamale masa, egg roll wrappers, spring roll wrappers, lettuce wraps, puff pastry, etc.

To be clear though, it’s not all meat + meat pocket! Some meats (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other meats. Likewise, some pockets (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other pockets. Sometimes two pockets get wild with with some meat and make a double-
decker taco. Sometimes something containing no meat decides to identify as meat anyway. Sometimes a big frankfurter wants to get sliced and call itself bologna and identify as a meat-that-is-a-pocket.

One thing that is universal in meat world is that all singles, couples, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes LOVE to get sauced! Ranch is a popular lubricant in meat world funtime, but all kinds of sauces, dressings, salsas, molés, syrups, gravies and fondues are valid, whether they’re sweet, sour, spicy or savory.

There’s something in meat world to suit every taste and mood. Cum hungry!

Hm...
Pics or it didn't happen???
I mean in my personal opinion I think there should be a test....
Hands on, oral and essay.... Test....

I'm going to need more than just pics.
Multiple sources of validation.
Scalable and relatable.
This is sex science on the line. We have to do this properly.

FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The downside of spending so much of yesterday napping is that I slept absolutely horribly last night.
Time to go to work.
It's gonna be miserable.

 

[Lmizzler]

#becauseboobs

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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OR right...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And they say guys can't find a girl's clitoris...

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[MissLabelled]

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I would like the name of the contractor please.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The more you know!
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[MissLabelled]

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This to me just proves the opposite of your point. He was so close yet still couldn’t get it right.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

You at least got honey to put ontop right!?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week

Fuck it and make Palomas with them. Breakfast time works fine.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You at least got honey to put ontop right!?

Lol yes

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Lord Pmann]

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As someone who lives by the beach, I support her right to do this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lol yes

Ok good! Just no trying to pull an "American Pie moment" with said grapefruit! Especially if you already put honey on...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok good! Just no trying to pull an "American Pie moment" with said grapefruit! Especially if you already put honey on...

That’s one tiny dick