Had a lot of grapefruit trees growing up. I think we used to section up by cutting in half, putting one part in bowl, use knife around perimeter, then knife around each section of small triangles if that makes sense. It does create a little mess but bowl will contain juices. Maybe. Also salt is good. So is honey or brown sugar.
Just gonna point out that this was the last time I tagged you. And I wake up to this.
I am utterly convinced that grapefruit is the single greatest conspiracy in human history. No one likes it. Thats just impossible. It’s terrible. So the only rational explanation is that every single person who says they like it is lying, probably because they’re too stubborn to admit they’ve been wrong and or duped.
I’ll be
honest….I was really concerned about what this conversation was about.
Sez you. I takes what I can gets.
Still not allowed near the snack table.
I disagree. A Greyhound made with gin is fantastic on a warm summer day.
You need one of these bad boys
Assuming I have alts is waking up and choosing violenceJust gonna point out that this was the last time I tagged you. And I wake up to this.
Some people just chose violence.
This is the only part my mind latched onto.
It was a joke! I was saying you were awesome and deserved sexy hot sluts like us!
Pre slice the grapefruit wedges. It means delays in enjoying your grapefruit but less juicy mess once you start.
I personally prefer the pink grapefruit
That was fucking brilliantSo in the meat world, about half of the population identifies as some form of meat, and about half of the population identifies as some form of pocket. Among the meats, there are many different races: Hot Italian sausage, Polish sausage, kielbasa, bratwurst, andouille, chorizo, chicken apple, frankfurter, hot links, breakfast sausage, even Li’l Smokies and the humble Vienna Sausage. The pockets are equally diverse, including, but not limited to: hot pockets, pita pockets, hot dog buns, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, tamale masa, egg roll wrappers, spring roll wrappers, lettuce wraps, puff pastry, etc.
To be clear though, it’s not all meat + meat pocket! Some meats (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other meats. Likewise, some pockets (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other pockets. Sometimes two pockets get wild with with some meat and make a double-
decker taco. Sometimes something containing no meat decides to identify as meat anyway. Sometimes a big frankfurter wants to get sliced and call itself bologna and identify as a meat-that-is-a-pocket.
One thing that is universal in meat world is that all singles, couples, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes LOVE to get sauced! Ranch is a popular lubricant in meat world funtime, but all kinds of sauces, dressings, salsas, molés, syrups, gravies and fondues are valid, whether they’re sweet, sour, spicy or savory.
There’s something in meat world to suit every taste and mood. Cum hungry!
A murder weapon? A cruel murder weapon?
Pre-slice… what?
You need a sharper knife if it was a juicy mess. Don’t use a sad butter knife. Be aggressive.
You’re her biggest slut baby. It’s part of what makes you so irresistible.
What kind of art are you doing? What happened to the days where subs job was just to roll the tv into the room and play a VHS?
Oh yes, and it gets all over your cheeks and mouth... Delicious...
