Sex & Shenanigans

Lol … it’s just more annoying than I figured to get all the little pieces out of the the wholes … juices squirting everywhere…

It’s a lot for 4:30 in the morning.
Had a lot of grapefruit trees growing up. I think we used to section up by cutting in half, putting one part in bowl, use knife around perimeter, then knife around each section of small triangles if that makes sense. It does create a little mess but bowl will contain juices. Maybe. Also salt is good. So is honey or brown sugar.

 
So I was fully prepared to step into my old lady era and start eating grapefruit for breakfast…. Well that was a fucking mess not nearly worth the effort.
But I’ve already committed by buying enough for whole week
I am utterly convinced that grapefruit is the single greatest conspiracy in human history. No one likes it. Thats just impossible. It’s terrible. So the only rational explanation is that every single person who says they like it is lying, probably because they’re too stubborn to admit they’ve been wrong and or duped.

Very sad really.
 
I am utterly convinced that grapefruit is the single greatest conspiracy in human history. No one likes it. Thats just impossible. It’s terrible. So the only rational explanation is that every single person who says they like it is lying, probably because they’re too stubborn to admit they’ve been wrong and or duped.

Very sad really.
I disagree. A Greyhound made with gin is fantastic on a warm summer day.
 
Lol … it’s just more annoying than I figured to get all the little pieces out of the the holes … juices squirting everywhere…

It’s a lot for 4:30 in the morning.
Pre slice the grapefruit wedges. It means delays in enjoying your grapefruit but less juicy mess once you start.
 
So in the meat world, about half of the population identifies as some form of meat, and about half of the population identifies as some form of pocket. Among the meats, there are many different races: Hot Italian sausage, Polish sausage, kielbasa, bratwurst, andouille, chorizo, chicken apple, frankfurter, hot links, breakfast sausage, even Li’l Smokies and the humble Vienna Sausage. The pockets are equally diverse, including, but not limited to: hot pockets, pita pockets, hot dog buns, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, tamale masa, egg roll wrappers, spring roll wrappers, lettuce wraps, puff pastry, etc.

To be clear though, it’s not all meat + meat pocket! Some meats (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other meats. Likewise, some pockets (also, or exclusively) prefer to accompany other pockets. Sometimes two pockets get wild with with some meat and make a double-
decker taco. Sometimes something containing no meat decides to identify as meat anyway. Sometimes a big frankfurter wants to get sliced and call itself bologna and identify as a meat-that-is-a-pocket.

One thing that is universal in meat world is that all singles, couples, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes LOVE to get sauced! Ranch is a popular lubricant in meat world funtime, but all kinds of sauces, dressings, salsas, molés, syrups, gravies and fondues are valid, whether they’re sweet, sour, spicy or savory.

There’s something in meat world to suit every taste and mood. Cum hungry! 🤤
That was fucking brilliant 🤣
 
I'm substituting for the art teacher today, which is fun and interesting. Except that I'm slowly acquiring a layer of plaster dust on all my clothes as the morning progresses. I expect to be fully mummified by the end of the day.
What kind of art are you doing? What happened to the days where subs job was just to roll the tv into the room and play a VHS?
 
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